[Demon Slayer + Bleach] Surviving Another Day in a High-Risk Workplace

Question: What's it like when your boss is the ultimate villain?

Answer: Thanks for asking. I just left the Soul Society and entered the Infinity Castle.

I'm a not-quite-graduated, trainee Soul Reaper, still a student, when Lord Aizen sends me to the human world to work under the Demon King and fill out reports on test subjects up close.

My former boss, Aizen, smiles while hiding a knife, loves making empty promises, and is fond of all kinds of illegal experiments.

My current boss, Muzan, was born without a smile but loves a good blade. He can't even be bothered to make promises. Any subordinate who fails to meet his constantly shifting KPIs gets killed.

As for me, Sato Keiichi, I'm an utterly ordinary wage slave and a bona fide workplace jinx. Under orders from both bosses, I often have to do three or four jobs at once.

My greatest wish in life is to switch over to the warm and welcoming protagonist's side, but... my resume is just too incriminating.

Reader's Guide:

1. Thanks for reading. This is written in first person, with some out-of-character characterization and authorial liberties. The author takes things slowly, so the plot moves at a leisurely pace.

2. The plot is expected to be childish, melodramatic, and clichéd. Here's a place to set your brain down first.

3. Liking and disliking something is subjective. This story has no lofty message, and the author has eclectic tastes, so if you come across a viewpoint you dislike, please feel free to leave. Thanks.

4. The author's health isn't great, and getting tired can land them in the hospital, so updates are irregular. When they're feeling well, they update daily; when they're not, updates may be weekly or monthly.

Theme: Stay positive, even in the darkness.