
A Cat Demon's Diary of Starting Work as a Lucky Bride
猫妖的冲喜上岗日记
by Pu Qingxiao (蒲清潇)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 104k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 13d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
# Whether I’m here to bring good fortune or find myself a wife, I know what I’m doing #
Sang Biao, the greatest cat demon of Qingtan Mountain, had one dream in life: to attain immortality. But a lightning tribulation shattered his dream of ascending to heaven, and he ended up being sent to bring good fortune to the ailing young master of the Lin family!
Come on, making a mighty demon like me bring good fortune to a mere mortal? How could I... Well, the young master is quite handsome, so I suppose I could make an exception.
But the aloof, distant young master, who never went a day without medicine, had a side no one knew about. Sang Biao seemed to have fallen into a trap
The man who was supposed to be dignified and restrained spread his arms toward Sang Biao when drunk, the corners of his eyes reddening as he ordered, “Hug me.”
He looked like a cold, sickly beauty, yet when he did something wrong and made Sang Biao angry, he curled up in Sang Biao’s arms and pleaded pitifully, “You can bite me once. Just don’t ignore me.”
When Sang Biao could no longer endure his mating season and tried to sneak away, the young master grabbed him by the tail and hauled him back. His face dark, he stroked the tip of Sang Biao’s tail and demanded coldly,
“You were promised to me in the first place.”
“With you looking like this, which stray cat are you going out to show off for?”
Sang Biao struggled to get the words out. “...I have quills.”
The young master’s eyelids trembled. He gritted his teeth. “Come on!”
When demon hunters appeared and surrounded them, the young master was gravely wounded because of Sang Biao, beyond any hope of recovery. Sang Biao took him to the Ninth Heaven and defied the laws of Heaven, asking only to trade his immortal bones for the young master’s life.
The man in his arms struggled to shake his head, but Sang Biao grabbed him by the throat, eyes bloodshot, and threatened, “If you dare say no, I’ll die for love after you’re gone.”
“Once a demon becomes an immortal, death means vanishing completely. You’ll never find me again.”
*
On the day of the wedding rites, Sang Biao’s knees gave way and he dropped to the ground, sobbing as he cried,
“Father, Mother, I’m willing to marry the young master...”
Master Lin and his wife stared in stunned silence. The young master hid his face behind his sleeve, the tips of his ears bright red with embarrassment.
That night, the demon who had been crying and begging to get married pinned the young master against the bed. He gently nipped the back of his neck with his fangs and complained, aggrieved, “You promised to give me a whole litter of kittens. When are you going to make good on that?”
“...”
An innocent, hopelessly lovestruck cat demon gong x a scheming, possessive, sickly shou
# The gong wasn’t always called Sang Biao. The shou gave him a name #
# A fluffy domestic life full of bickering between the couple #
# The gong and shou jointly establish an ancient version of a cat-protection society #
# He was once a sickly young master confined to his home. Later, he had a cat, and he had the whole martial world. #
Coming soon: The Useless Husband of the Top Scholar Awakens
# What do you do when your wife is about to run off with another man? #
After three years of marriage to the top scholar, Lu Zhenjiang had a loving, harmonious life with him, and their days were blissfully sweet. Who could have imagined that one day, Lu Zhenjiang would awaken to the truth and discover he was merely a cannon-fodder pawn in a storybook?
The story’s protagonist was Shen Linxi. Lu Zhenjiang was just the useless husband of this top scholar protagonist.
The great general and Shen Linxi were the perfect match, while Lu Zhenjiang was merely an obstacle in their love story. In the end, because he refused to divorce, his whole family would be arrested and imprisoned, and he would be tortured to death in prison by the man who had once shared his bed.
Lu Zhenjiang glanced at Shen Linxi, who was waiting eagerly for him to come home, and scoffed.
No way! What nonsense. Shen Linxi was completely devoted to him, wasn’t he?
But the face-slapping came so quickly...
Lu Zhenjiang saw Shen Linxi and the great general heading to a brothel together, two men alone and paired off, having the time of their lives.
Summoned to the general’s residence in his capacity as a physician to treat the general’s injuries, Lu Zhenjiang saw Shen Linxi, who was rarely home, serving the general tea and water and fussing over him.
In the end, Shen Linxi poisoned him so he could run away with the great general. Lu Zhenjiang lay sprawled on the floor, staring at the despicable pair with eyes wide with fury.
Shen Linxi closed his eyes for him, putting on a show of remorse.
“I’m sorry. Please don’t hate me.”
Lu Zhenjiang: “...”
*
For three years of marriage, Shen Linxi had been spoiled by Lu Zhenjiang. But ever since the great general appeared, Lu Zhenjiang had started bringing him up, whether intentionally or not, and everything changed.
Looking at the broad-shouldered, muscular great general, Shen Linxi panicked. Had Lu Zhenjiang grown tired of him and found him boring?
He tried everything he could to win Lu Zhenjiang’s heart back, but all he got in return was one cold shoulder after another.
With no other choice, Shen Linxi steeled himself and learned the sort of seduction practiced in the pleasure quarters. His long hair loose, his body draped in sheer fabric, red ribbons wrapped around him, he thought he might stir some interest in his husband.
Lu Zhenjiang merely closed his robe over him and said coolly,
“If you’ve found someone else, just tell me. I won’t stop you.”
The string in Shen Linxi’s mind snapped. Their life had been going perfectly well. How had he suddenly been abandoned?
Gentle homemaker gong x affection-starved puppy shou
Physician x top scholar
# He thinks he’s cannon fodder, but he’s actually the original spouse #
Theme: Every life, no matter how small, deserves to be protected
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[Let me be healthy] Madam, you have updated, I will look at it quickly
"But the cat on the body is not" This is a big thorn in the author's side. Shouldn't it be hair?
"Lin Qingcen saw that there was no room for improvement..." This is a big bug for the author~ Lantern Festival
Oh my God! Why isn't it updated? It's rare to see such a cool attacking and receiving character!!
What exactly is that sentence? (Thinking)
Alas, this little greedy cat (in various meanings) (no)
Let's pet the cat. Cats are so sensitive (?)
The new name directly changes the painting style from the sturdy man in Water Margin to the fairy king in online novels (? Bushi)
Why did the last attack suddenly have a name?
When he saw Xuan Li giving small clothes to the abused kitten, tears came down instantly. It wasn't that he didn't understand Lin Qingcen's feelings, but he had the promise of "protecting cats" engraved in his bones! 😭