She Who Is Immortal

* Other people become male escorts because they debase themselves, but she becomes one for a love worthy of a story. * A mighty immortal and her 1.9-meter-tall, broad-shouldered, narrow-waisted, adorable husband. The Duan Group was on the verge of bankruptcy, but then made a miraculous recovery. Word was that a mysterious tycoon surnamed Yun from overseas had stepped in to help. The Duan family wanted to offer a generous gift of thanks. They heard that President Yun didn't have many hobbies and simply liked to pick out handsome young men with eight-pack abs to keep her company. After thinking it over, Father Duan realized his own son could do the job. How about sending Duan Xuan to her? Madam Duan nodded through her tears, too. Only Young Master Duan was furious. He jumped up and demanded, "You want me to become a male escort?!" What a disgrace! Never! - Rumor had it that President Yun was over fifty, kept a lover on either arm, and changed male companions three times in six months. Duan Xuan would rather die than sleep with her. Unable to stay at home any longer, Duan Xuan was planning to run away when he unexpectedly met the so-called "President Yun." She was a strikingly beautiful woman, apparently in her twenties, wearing a long dress with her hair down. She looked at Duan Xuan, who was about to sneak away, with a faint, knowing smile. Tuberoses bloomed all around her. So this was what love at first sight felt like. Duan Xuan finally learned that the young lady's full name was Yun Qing, and that she was the Yun family's new heir. The long-time President Yun lived overseas, while Miss Yun Qing, newly returned to the country, handled all the family's affairs, including this unusually thoughtful "gift" of his. Duan Xuan immediately found his father and declared that he was willing to risk life and limb for the family. His body was nothing to be precious about! But at the last moment, President Duan regretted it and had already prepared another generous gift. Now it was Duan Xuan who refused to back down. He flopped onto the floor and wailed: "I'm willing! I'd be willing to be a male escort!" - To put it another way, the President Yun with a harem of male lovers is far away overseas. What does that have to do with his Miss Yun? To put it another way, if he can be with Miss Yun, what's so bad about being a male escort? To put it another way, he can leave Miss Yun utterly enchanted and unable to resist him. Can any of his competitors do that? After going to great lengths, Duan Xuan finally got himself into Yun Qing's bed. From then on, he stayed on guard against any possible "competitors." Fortunately, he never actually saw anyone else around her. Until his professor saw Miss Yun and burst into tears, looking like he still carried a torch for her. "To see you again in this life is an immense honor, Miss Yun." Later, Duan Xuan deliberately flaunted the signs of his intimacy with her in front of his rival. He seemed to have won the battle, yet he still couldn't help grinding his teeth. "Professor, I'm younger than you, and better suited to stay by her side." The professor smiled with some sadness, as though looking at a naive junior. "When I was with her, I was just as young as you are." Duan Xuan thought he'd heard the biggest joke of his life. His professor's last relationship had been more than a decade ago. How old could Yun Qing possibly be? Why were they connected? Who exactly was Yun Qing? ...Would Yun Qing still love him? - Before you came along, many people had already offered her their vows and their hearts. tips: 1. A powerful woman who occasionally tells cold jokes x a sunny puppy determined to become a male escort but only ever sets out to conquer a whole sea of women. 2. Younger man, BG romance, female lead is not a virgin, male lead is, extremely, extremely large age gap. 3. He doesn't actually become a male escort!! 5. The female lead is immortal, and all the characters surnamed Yun in the blurb are her. 6. More to come. 20251110 --Fantasy coming soon: My Wife Is Young-- A Lan is a sword cultivator who carries three swords everywhere: one is hers, one belonged to her mother, and one belonged to her late husband. A Lan is an elder, and as the sect's only female elder, she's colder and tougher than every man in the sect. All the disciples privately say they never would have expected a woman as stiff and dull as a rock to get married. A Lan is a master. She has never taken a disciple, but this year she made an exception and took on a young man. The young man is gifted, and even the sect leader wanted to claim him, but he insisted on joining A Lan's school. The other elders say the boy must be clever and calculating, and that he's surely after the sword manual and techniques left behind by A Lan's late husband, the former greatest sword cultivator under heaven, the Perfected One Guanxiao. They're wrong. He's after A Lan herself, his master. He really is a clever one. The day her cheap disciple confessed to her, A Lan scolded him for failing to respect his elders and flouting proper ethics. The boy was stubborn. He shouted back, "Guanxiao was your master too! He even married you! Why is he the only one who gets to ignore those rules?" A Lan slapped him and punished him by making him kneel at the foot of the mountain and reflect on his actions. But then, a sudden change of events... Cultivators from all over the world came to arrest A Lan, and the charge was simple: she had violated the ethics of a master by having an affair with her disciple. Her usually unruly disciple stepped in front of her, smiling boldly, and used the same argument to challenge the whole world. Guanxiao was a master too, but you only dare scold the woman and not the man. Shameless! The immortals in the heavens were so furious they blew their beards and glared. A blast of true energy snapped his disciple sword in two. The disciple reached out, and the sword that had not been drawn in a hundred years since the Perfected One Guanxiao's fall responded to his call and landed in his hand. He laughed and said to A Lan: "A Lan, I taught you swordsmanship so you could cut down any idiots who came after you." A Lan had not cried in over a hundred years, nor had anyone called her A Lan in all that time. The thirty thousand cultivators were stunned: Guanxiao, you aren't dead?! Guanxiao swept his sword across the sky. His sword energy rang through the nine heavens, and he looked just like the greatest sword cultivator under heaven from all those years ago. He turned back to A Lan, his eyes filled with tenderness. "My wife is still young. I wouldn't dare be the first to leave." - When Guanxiao was A Lan's master, he never acted like one. Besides teaching her swordsmanship, he taught her all sorts of petty, thieving tricks. He was nothing like a righteous immortal. When Guanxiao was her husband, he didn't act like one either. He dragged A Lan away from their wedding ceremony, then took her to a brothel to learn the marital arts of the bedchamber. But when it came time to put those lessons to use, he didn't even dare take off A Lan's clothes. He only dared to kiss her lips. When Guanxiao was her disciple, he acted like a disciple at least half the time. He served tea and water to his master and massaged her shoulders and back. But why did he knock on A Lan's door in the middle of the night and say, "Master, open the door. It's your husband"? - "Even a mountain as rigid as she is can be stirred by someone." Theme: Be brave and go for it.