No Wonder There Are Five Gojo Satorus [Reverse Transmigration]

When Xia Xiyin came home from work, she found two high school boys, one dressed in black and one in white, sitting in her living room.

The white-haired boy had shamelessly opened her limited-edition dessert, while his friend politely explained that this was an accident caused by a "cursed energy fluctuation."

They said they would be able to return on the next full moon, so Xia Xiyin had no choice but to "give in."

But she never expected this to be the beginning of a nightmare.

"Xiyin! Where's my daifuku?" Gojo from his days at Jujutsu High demanded, as arrogant as ever.

"Gojo, be nice to Xiyin." His best friend smoothed things over with a smile, then casually took the last piece of dessert.

And that wasn't all. Before she could recover from the chaos, a ten-year-old child of the Gojo clan appeared out of nowhere in her home.

With two grown Gojo's, one little Gojo, and his best friend, Xia Xiyin was supporting the whole family by herself. Her wallet was bound to explode sooner or later.

*

The cursed energy emanating from the apartment was so terrifying that the strongest jujutsu sorcerer was sent to investigate.

He had expected some shocking special-grade cursed spirit, but when he climbed in through the window, the technique he'd prepared froze at his fingertips.

He saw a bizarre sight he would never forget for the rest of his life: an eight-year-old child of the Gojo clan nestled in a woman's arms, while his deceased best friend sat on the floor beside his younger self from Jujutsu High.

The two of them played video games with loud button-mashing, occasionally sneaking a supposedly nonchalant glance at the young woman.

The strongest sorcerer immediately understood the reason for the terrifying cursed energy here.

"Hey, is there room in this family for another teacher?"

*

Life is unpredictable. Xia Xiyin failed to send this whole bunch of troublemakers home, and instead got pulled into a space-time rift herself.

"Gojo-sensei?"

The man before her smiled arrogantly, covered in blood, his once-clean white hair now stained and disheveled.

"Sigh, I do kind of like that title." The strongest curse user moved closer, dangerously sniffing at the scent by her neck. "You're covered in my cursed energy?"

"From the inside out~"

Great, another Gojo. Just how many Gojos were there in this world?

That's four. Could there be more? What about Geto? Don't tell me there's a third one of him too?

[Content Warnings]

There are five Gojos, plus one bonus guessing game.

The pairing is 28 Gojo, but it's a tangled love affair. The love triangle drama never stops, and someone's always trying to steal someone else's partner.

The timeline jumps around.

Feel free to self-insert.

Theme: Love is long-suffering.