Qingqing the Succubus Is No Fool

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[The "fake" cold prince, worn down into a pushover x a fearless, genuinely troublesome succubus]

Han Lianshu is a succubus who loves eating, playing, and sleeping. She can't do anything else, and doesn't even listen to the clan leader's lessons, snoozing through class instead.

As a result... she has no idea how to feed!

Staring at the gorgeous food in front of her, she really can't figure out where to start.

After agonizing over it for a while, she opens her mouth and bites the food on the cheek.

Leaving a deep bite mark.

*

Prince Xuan, Han Yunjing, is a magnet for bad luck. He was unlucky before meeting Han Lianshu, and even more so afterward.

Forced to share her sensations, he decides to keep her by his side.

And then comes

Getting knocked out, bitten, having his brush broken, having a vase smashed, getting pinched... that's all.

It's nothing serious!

A grown man shouldn't get mad at a little girl!

He puts up with it!

He puts up with it until he gives her his room, until he lets someone walk all over him.

No, he can't put up with this anymore.

Han Yunjing angrily slaps the table and stands, only to meet Han Lianshu's pitiful expression. His heart softens at once.

Never mind. It's not her fault.

She's just a clueless idiot. He might as well blame himself for everything.

No matter how much Han Yunjing is in the wrong, he's always the one most at fault. No matter how much Han Lianshu is in the right, she's always completely right.

*

At first, Han Lianshu knows nothing and clings to Han Yunjing, asking him to soothe her to sleep.

Later, she knows a little about everything and clings to Han Yunjing, asking for kisses.

Later still, Han Yunjing can no longer restrain himself. He leans over her and says:

"I know how to really fill you up. I guarantee you won't feel hungry for the next month."

The silly Han Lianshu blinks, full of anticipation.

[Bonus scene]

Han Yunjing: Qinqin, are you hungry?

Han Lianshu: I'm not falling for that again. I'm not hungry!

Han Yunjing: But, Qinqin, you haven't eaten for a day and three shichen.

Han Lianshu: Get lost!!

Blurb screenshotted on January 25, 2026

Before you read:

The heroine may be a bit of a menhera; she's a silly beauty.

The heroine is the one who gives the hero the most trouble. Please don't read if that's not your thing.

At heart, this is a sweet little romance, not a story about a strong heroine. Please don't read if that's not your thing.

Little political scheming; the hero isn't especially ambitious. Please don't read if that's not your thing.

No children; both leads are virgins.

Here's a preview of my upcoming novel, Did the Crown Princess Train Her Dog Today?:

Yu Xinghe is a frail beauty. Matchmakers from all the surrounding villages adore her looks and pity her poor health.

They even say, "If only she had a higher status, a man hoping to marry up would surely take her as his wife. What a shame..."

What a shame that her parents are only ordinary merchants.

Who could have guessed that one spring day, a carriage from the capital would come to fetch this frail beauty?

She was the long-lost biological daughter of Chancellor Lin!

*

After Yu Xinghe returns to the chancellor's residence, the fake daughter dislikes her, her biological mother looks down on her, and even her father and older brother treat her with indifference.

They even push her onto the top scorer in the imperial examinations, who owes Chancellor Lin a favor, and make her marry in place of the fake daughter.

On the eve of the wedding, the top scorer suddenly dies at home.

When Yu Xinghe hears the news, she covers her face with a handkerchief. Beneath it, she's grinning with delight.

Good riddance.

He died at the perfect time. Now she doesn't have to kill him herself.

*

At the top scorer's funeral,

Something happens, and in full view of the crowd, Yu Xinghe raises her hand and slaps the crown prince.

The entire crowd falls silent.

Everyone waits for the brutal crown prince to order Yu Xinghe's execution.

But he just smiles, his eyes curving as he says, "Well done."

*

As a notorious crown prince, Shen Congjun is violent by nature, and all his servants are terrified of him. Yu Xinghe is the only exception.

They first meet at an abandoned temple on a rainy night, where Yu Xinghe kicks Shen Congjun, who is barely alive.

They meet for the second time at the top scorer's funeral, where Shen Congjun gets slapped by her.

It hurts. It feels great.

Excitement shines in Shen Congjun's eyes, impossible to hide. That very night, he turns into a nighttime intruder and climbs into Yu Xinghe's room, crouching by her bed and begging her to slap him a few more times.

Yu Xinghe: ...

Whose dog got loose?!

*

Yu Xinghe knows her health is poor, and never intended to hold any good man back.

Only the stupid dog Shen Congjun keeps chasing after her again and again. She pushes him away countless times, hits him, and curses him, but it only makes him more excited.

Though he's the high and mighty crown prince, he willingly lowers his head before her, letting her pet him like a dog.

Yu Xinghe grits her teeth and scolds him: "You asked for this. If I die in a few years, you'll have to spend the rest of your life as a widower!"

Shen Congjun smiles and kisses her palm. "No need to go to all that trouble. If you die, I'll die with you. It's that simple."

He has already forged a dagger engraved with Yu Xinghe's name. Even if he has to die, he won't let her leave him behind.

*

Both leads are virgins

Theme: Learning to love, and how to love, as they walk the road of life together