The World's Most Useless God

Give me a break, will you? I'm just a greedy, useless fool.

It all started when my house became haunted.

Overindulged by her family, Zhou Yun became the most lawless, useless young tyrant in the entire capital. She thought she would live a carefree life like that forever, but after she was finally released from yet another house arrest, her beloved elder sister suddenly developed a strange sleepwalking condition. And then the immortal path, demon lords, and evil fiends found only in storybooks all appeared in her life?!

The little Taoist and the demon lord both told her to go with them. What? Go where? Why? They both said, "Because you are the chosen one."

Though she had no idea what a chosen one was, she told them to fight it out first. She would go with whoever was stronger. If she was going to latch onto someone powerful, she might as well choose the most powerful one.

A perfectly good young lady was abducted by a demon lord and forced (though she couldn't wait to do it) to begin her life in the martial world. Her elder sister was afflicted with sleepwalking, girls were disappearing in large numbers from Chang'an, the Chongming Bird clan lived in seclusion, and Huicheng had become a dead city overnight... What secrets connected them all?

After Zhou Yun desperately gathered four spiritual treasures, she thought she could save the world, seal away the evil fiends, and bring everything to a happy ending.

Not so fast. The biggest mastermind was right beside her? He said, "Useless thing. Even after starting over, you still ended up serving my purposes."

It turned out the wolf in sheep's clothing had been telling a monstrous lie.

That night, the sky was crimson with blood, thick fog filled the air, and the Demon-Slaying Formation was activated.

The girl's former spoiled innocence was gone. Her features were beautiful, her expression cool and detached, as she raised her sword into the air and declared, "With my flesh and blood, I draw this formation. With my soul, I seal this pact. I ask only for the fortune of Heaven's Way, to destroy the evil spirits of this world."

"Return, ten thousand swords. Slay them!"

A spoiled, gluttonous young lady x a scheming, sharp-tongued demon lord

A collection of episodic stories with plenty of melodrama. There may be some logical inconsistencies, so please don't take them too seriously. Feel free to point them out, and I'll make small revisions.

Both leads are each other's only partners. There is sweetness and angst. An imaginary xianxia setting, and the female lead grows into her role. The story focuses on the female lead!

(Updates every other day! I write slowly, but I'll work hard to keep updating. This is my first novel, so no matter what, I'll fill in the blanks and finish it. Rest assured! Please be patient, everyone. If you can't wait, you can add it to your library and let chapters build up.)

Upcoming novel. If you're interested, please add it to your library!

"Drop Dead! You Torture-For-Torture's-Sake, Melodramatic Novel"

Yu Xianxian transmigrated into a book, a novel called "The Long Road to Immortality, I Hope You'll Stay by My Side." The plot was more than just "melodramatic"! It tortured the heart, the liver, the whole body! After reading it back then, all she wanted was to give it a new title: "The Long Road to Immortality: Just Kill the Male Lead and Be Done with It!"

The System said, "Your mission is to stay by the protagonist group's side and change the bad ending. Otherwise, your life will be taken back."

"Mm-hmm, all right." The System watched helplessly as she raised her sword and slit her own throat, splattering blood three feet away.

"...What?" It broke down and frantically hit the restart button.

The second time around, Yu Xianxian made the following demands: First, she would only change the female lead's ending. Second, her power level had to be raised to the maximum.

A junior sister arrived at Snow Jade Peak of Ming Mountain. People said she looked exceptionally sweet and delicate, with natural beauty that needed no makeup, like a tender willow brushed by the spring breeze. That was how those who had met her described her.

At the once-a-century Moon Palace Laurel-Seeking Tournament, the demon clan's barrier broke. The disciples panicked and scattered in every direction. Suddenly, rain poured down, lightning flashed, and thunder boomed. With a tremendous crash, a demonic beast's head rolled to the ground.

Blood sprayed everywhere. The girl appeared holding a massive blade and faced the crowd with a gentle smile.

So much for being as delicate as a willow in the wind...

Later, she met a senior brother from the Cangqiong Sect. The young man was as gentle and refined as jade, but unfortunately he was mute and often bullied by his fellow disciples.

Xianxian communicated with him through sign language, looked after him along the way, and protected him time and again. The main plot steadily fell into place, while the young people's feelings gradually grew warmer.

During another fight with a first-rank demonic beast, Yu Xianxian was unusually badly injured. In the middle of the night, the System's danger alarm woke her. She saw her senior brother in the bamboo grove, smiling as he crushed the beast's head with his bare hands. Its foul-smelling blood splattered across the ground.

"After starting over, it took me so long to find her. How dare you?"

Yu Xianxian instinctively stepped back. The young man turned to look at her, demonic energy pouring from him. He smiled, his face smeared with blood, and rasped, "Xianxian, come here to your senior brother."

She turned to leave, only for her senior brother to grab her. The young man's eyes reddened, and he forced out each word, one at a time: "Junior sister, don't go. Please, take pity on me."

A seemingly delicate and adorable junior sister with incredible strength x a gentle, refined senior brother on the surface and a dark soul underneath

I love the idea of a girl as a tyrant! But this is not entirely a strong-female-lead story, and it's not a story centered on a powerhouse female lead! The female lead transmigrates into a book, and the male lead is reborn. The male lead really has no moral principles and no bottom line. He's truly insane, truly twisted. Dark-content warning, don't read if that's not for you.

Theme: Never give up.