An Shu has severe social anxiety and is allergic to people. Whenever someone touches him, he gets goosebumps and a headache. The only thing that could be called socializing for him is chatting with a friendly online acquaintance.
One day, his headache flared up again. He went to the doctor for another brain scan and was diagnosed with amnesia.
Then the friendly online acquaintance who had always patiently answered his questions suddenly said he was An Shu's boyfriend.
An Shu: O_O???
An Shu, who had probably forgotten being confessed to, scratched his head and rolled around, facing the first love of his life out of nowhere. His love interest was a guy, too, and he had no idea how to break up with him.
He searched online for breakup advice.
Suggestions included using a voice changer in a game to sound like an older man, commenting "Hubby" on screenshots of sexy shirtless men online, and even sending photos in women's clothes...
Blushing, An Shu ordered a little skirt and a cheap pair of stockings with fake leg hair, doing his best to create the image of an obnoxious, hairy-legged middle-aged man.
Blushing, he put them on, closed his eyes, took a photo, and sent it.
He cracked his eyes open a little, took one look, and felt the sky fall.
His brand-new stockings had torn, and his smooth, pale thigh spilled through the hole, giving off an indescribable allure.
There was no time to take the photo back before the other person's message arrived:
"Baby, take them off ^ ^"
*
Online advice was completely useless. It only made his "boyfriend" fall deeper and deeper, to the point that they were discussing when to meet.
An Shu's social anxiety kicked into overdrive. There was no way he could meet up with him. He kept making excuses, but one day he discovered that his so-called "boyfriend" was Lu Qianyan, a senior in the computer science department.
Lu Qianyan was S University's campus heartthrob, devastatingly handsome. On top of that, he was kind, gentle, popular, and a once-in-a-century legendary genius in the gaming world.
But he was also famous for being extremely homophobic. If a man so much as touched him, he would smile and drift eight hundred meters away, never to speak to him again.
At the same time, he was An Shu's new roommate.
An Shu, whom his roommate might have mistaken for an eccentric girl: "..."
Mortified, he wanted to dig a hole in the ground. With no money to rent a place, he wanted to keep the dorm peaceful. Before his roommate caught on, he worked up the courage to break up with his "boyfriend," then blocked and deleted him everywhere.
But his roommate's gaze grew more and more inscrutable.
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Lu Qianyan's friend had met a cool beauty from the art department through online chatting. Supposedly, the beauty had fair skin, a gorgeous face, a slim waist, and long straight legs, but was hard to track down and even harder to approach.
After finally meeting in person, his friend confessed, but got an ambiguous answer. He then discovered that the beauty was dating multiple people, with enough boyfriends to circle S University three times.
Lu Qianyan's friend handed him the account and told him to teach the scumbag a lesson.
At first, Lu Qianyan had no interest in getting involved in his friend's love life. Besides, the person on the other end of the phone treated him like an AI chatbot, and he couldn't understand how his friend had fallen for it.
Until one day, the other person coyly asked if he knew any affordable women's clothing stores, then awkwardly lied that he had a friend who wanted to wear women's clothes. He didn't sound like a seasoned player at all.
Later, the other person sent a photo wearing a little skirt and bizarre stockings. The view beneath the stockings was simply irresistible. The rumors hadn't been exaggerated.
Later still, he found scraps of torn stockings under the bed of his new roommate, who blushed whenever he said a word. He ignored his friend's plea to give the beauty another chance.
And later still, he caught the person trying to run away, held him firmly in place, and gently dressed him in all kinds of little skirts and stockings. In a soft voice, he coaxed him to put on a sweet, syrupy tone and tremblingly call him "Hubby" again and again.
*
An Shu learned two lessons in life:
1. Cheap things are no good. (Fortunately, everything he uses from now on will be the most expensive and the best.)
2. Boyfriends are bad guys.
2.1. Boyfriends are bad guys.
2.2. Boyfriends are bad guys.
2.3. Husbands are bad guys.
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A silly, socially anxious beauty bottom x a smiling-on-the-surface, scheming campus heartthrob top
Amnesia | Online romance | Cross-dressing | Secret identity exposed | A little boyfriend-stealing | Impersonation
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- No sexual content; neither lead is perfect.
- The bottom will lose his memory of being confessed to. His other memories will fill themselves in on their own.
- Many people have confessed to the bottom, but he isn't a player. He simply doesn't realize how attractive he is.
- From the top's point of view, the bottom's secret identity is transparent.
- His memories will return. Obviously.
- No logic, just nonsense. Don't compare it to real life. Every setting and plot point serves the romance between the leads.
Theme: Someone loves you
Hey hey hey when are you going to fall in love 😭