[Football] The Cow Cat

[This is a wild idea from the neighboring Calico Cat, version 0.0!]

The winner's System 007 is assigned by the Main System to find a promising Host. A flash of red light, and it successfully binds to... a calico cat?

Aaaaaah! You're just a cat! How can a cat become a winner in life?

The System opens its interface in tears. Looking at a series of tasks such as [Reach 50,000,000 reputation points] and [Have a net worth of 100,000,000], which would be incredibly difficult even for a human, it weeps with regret.

[Come on, kitty, let's start by learning to speak human... uh, language?] The System pulls out a cybernetic literacy textbook. It turns around, and the calico cat has already pounced on it with an innocent look. [Aaaaaah!]

What can a calico cat do? The System's code whirs into action. Cats like balls of yarn. [Come on, kitty, let's go kick a ball.]

Much later, the players, fans, referees, and coaches who had been terrorized finally realized that it was a calico cat all along!

Notes:

1. This is a feel-good power fantasy. No need to nitpick the details.

2. There will be one-sided romantic interest (tentatively).

3. The home team is Liverpool. Whether there will be a transfer is undecided.

4. More to come if I think of anything.

Theme: Always keep hope in your heart