I Have a Brilliant Plan

My nemesis's sword was about to take my head, but I wasn't worried at all.

I had a secret treasure that could create a double to die in my place. The bad news was, it would take half an hour for the treasure to activate.

So, facing my nemesis's enormous sword, I gazed up with tear-filled eyes, blood at the corner of my lips, and smiled bitterly. "Kill me... Ever since I failed to protect our bloodline all those years ago, my heart has been dead."

The trick worked like a charm. Just as my nemesis was about to examine me, I "self-destructed" and fled eight thousand zhang away.

Later, I heard my nemesis had lost his mind and gone alone into the Boundless Realm for thousands of years. But I didn't care. Bye-bye to you.

Years later, a post appeared on the Immortal Network: [Fellow immortals, I tricked a dog into thinking I was carrying his child. Now he's caught up with me and wants to know what to do about the baby. Help?]

Ruthless on the outside, warm but guarded within, the bottom x a truly insane villainous ghost of a top

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