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[White Bone Demon
Slightly Evil Heartthrob vs. Born Bad and Thousands of People Hate
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As a white-bone spirit who has been practicing for thousands of years, Chen Shuixuan has two major hobbies. One is to love beauty and like to dress herself up. The other is to love to transform into Guanyin and show off everywhere. Therefore, she is also very popular among the subjects of Baoxiang Kingdom. Her life creed is to do good deeds and collect incense.
Until one day, the merciful and compassionate Guanshiyin Bodhisattva of the South China Sea found her. She originally thought that Cihang was here to settle accounts with her, but unexpectedly, Cihang offered her an opportunity. The position of Eastern Crane God was vacant. If she could guide the six-eared macaque to voluntarily convert to Buddhism, she could immediately ascend to godhood.
It turns out that although Tang Monk and his entourage have already achieved enlightenment, and Sun Wukong has also been awarded the title of Fighter to defeat the Buddha, the six-eared macaque, which is one body with two minds, and is his inner demon, has not died, and because it was born and raised by the earth, it will not die or be destroyed, so it may become a disaster in the future.
Chen Shuixuan hesitated for a long time, but finally agreed. Cihang gave her a golden hoop and taught her the tightening spell, hoping that she could complete the task as soon as possible.
The six-eared macaque, nicknamed Liu Er, is a much worse person than the early Monkey King in every aspect.
He was born as a devil, with an evil spirit all over his body. Most of all, he had itchy hands and legs. He was causing trouble all day long. He was disgusted by both cats and dogs.
What he hates most is the group of pretentious monks in the West. Tathagata is his old enemy, and he doesn't necessarily respect Guanyin.
When he met Chen Shuixuan for the first time, he also threatened him unceremoniously: "Little Bones, you should be lucky, I don't like chewing bones."
What does Tathagata mean by sending such a little demon that he can kill with one blow?
Who are you looking down on?
But when she praised him for being handsome and unparalleled in the world, he was quite useful, especially when she personally made him a beautiful pearl crown.
So, he decided not to argue with her for the time being. He touched the jade crown in his hand again and again, and was very satisfied.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he put it on, the beautiful crown turned into a hoop, and the incantation made him roll on the ground and almost fainted.
When the little bone spirit saw that his plan was successful, he stopped pretending. He actually dared to stare at him from above and said with a smile: "You probably don't know that the white bone spirit that was killed in Baihu Ridge was my master, right?"
"Since we are one person and two hearts, I can't help but accept that one, so just accept it." She curled her lips at him proudly.
In this way, after traveling through various countries, the two have been entangled for a long time.
But in the end, Chen Shuixuan didn't want to hurt him anymore, let alone force him.
She couldn't tell what was right and what was wrong.
After receiving the punishment from Heaven, Chen Shuixuan accepted it voluntarily.
When she was lying in his arms covered in blood, she caressed his cheek with great reluctance, her eyes full of heartache and resentment, feeling unfair for her and for him: "Liu Er, don't ask for them!"
"Don't ask them!"
She burst into tears, clutched her arms tightly, and finally made the promise he had always wanted at the end of her life. She said: "Heaven and earth can be used as a guide, I only love you as a monkey."
The pain of losing a lover is undoubtedly fatal. On that day, Liu Er held her body and cried heartbreakingly.
He completely lost his mind, wielded the golden cudgel, and fought all the way to the Great Leiyin Temple.
Heaven and earth are in mourning, and the flowers, plants and trees in Lingshan are all dyed red with blood.
Liu Er confronted Tathagata with blood-killing eyes. Everyone looked at him with fear and fear, thinking that there was going to be another vicious battle.
But suddenly seeing him, he knelt down.
Kneel down.
The always arrogant man finally bent his spine. He carefully held the withered bones in his arms. His eyes were moist and despairing. He closed his eyes and trembled: "I give up. I am willing to convert to Buddhism. I just ask the Buddha to save her."
Liu Er's early days: You should be glad that I don't like chewing bones
Liu Erzhong: You are the most beautiful little bone I have ever seen
Liu Er's later stage: Say, you only love me, a monkey
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A spin-off of Journey to the West, a large-scale OOC warning, a Mary Sue warning, and a mountain of private facilities.
Most of the time, the male protagonist is in normal human form, because the author cannot accept the male protagonist kissing the female protagonist with a face of monkey hair, but there are also times when he is a monkey.
Part 2: Updated with the list, no updates will be made on Thursdays due to holidays, and will remain on December 31, 2025
Cut off your own legs, entertain yourself, let yourself go.
This article was written on November 20, 2025, and has been screen recorded and saved.
Intention: to entertain oneself
