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The closest couple, Pang Lang vs. Ou Dongman
Is a loving couple a one-way fantasy?
Due to an accident, Pang Lang was declared dead. After six months of narrowly escaping from death, when he returned home full of longing, he learned that the wife who loved him deeply was going to marry someone else.
Pang Lang:? ? ?
He was so angry that in the face of his questioning, his wife was still able to speak plausibly: "Be reasonable. No one will think that you are still alive. Even the law has pronounced you dead. Since you are no longer here, I have the freedom to marry."
Later, Pang Lang learned that the silent diary was filled with his wife's love and hate in the past three years.
[On x, month, x, 20xx, Lei, I'm already numb. Pang Lang, I'm used to living without you]
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Looking back on the first time we met, Ou Dongman was still an innocent little girl. When faced with his request to have lunch with him for N yuan, although her eyes turned red and turned into rabbits, she still refused with a righteous look on her face: "Sir, I don't believe you, you have found the wrong person!"
At that time, he could still act like a gentleman, sipping coffee and extending an invitation with a smile: "So, Miss Ou Dongman, can I invite you to have lunch with me in three days?"
After only three years of marriage, she was completely disappointed in him.
He was unwilling to ask her what she liked about that pretty boy. She just said calmly: "At least he won't be a husband who rarely comes home."
Pang Lang was stunned. Looking back on the past three years, he seemed to have really not done well enough.
The story of an arrogant man who was severely slapped in the face and later realized that he pursued his wife but failed...
Small theater
When Pang Lang appeared like a savage after Ou Dongman's wedding ceremony.
Ou Dongman looked left and right, then said speechlessly: "Can you stop staring at me?"
"Do you know that you are really scary looking like this? You will have nightmares at night if you look at it too much."
"Did you crawl back from some jungle? You don't know how to trim your beard. The monkeys are more handsome than you."
Pang Lang:! ! ! Vomiting blood
He lived on a desert island for three months, living on fur and drinking blood, and then traveled across the ocean with a group of primitive people for three months, and finally came back with great difficulty.
Even if his wife doesn't feel sorry for him, she still dares to despise him for being ugly.
He's going to be pissed off.
This text has been screen recorded on 2025.10.21
Purpose: live a good life
