I'm a Shar-Pei, and lately my owner has been doing all sorts of bizarre things. For instance, she's tidying a bookcase she hasn't wiped down in ages, scrubbing the gaps between the wooden floorboards, sneaking around with a huge black plastic bag and stuffing it into the fridge, and giving me extra food even though I have fatty liver disease. Oh, no! She's going crazy again.
I'm Li Shana. I have a fridge, a bookcase, a bed, and a Shar-Pei.
Theme: Love you, Owner. Mwah.
