Years ago, Bai Shuheng was a new screenwriter in his second year of college. Every day, he wore a mysterious black mask and relentlessly pursued Song Shiyue, the top student in the acting department. "Big brother, will you be the male lead in my script?"
Years later, Song Shiyue was a top-tier star. Every day, he wore a mysterious black mask and doggedly pursued Bai Shuheng, now an "unemployed layabout." "Xiao Heng, will you let me be the male lead in your script?"
At that, Bai Shuheng's expression shifted, and a trace of loneliness surfaced in his eyes. "I haven't written a script in a long time."
Song Shiyue's heart tightened. "Then what do you write now?"
Bai Shuheng thought to himself: Ranting posts about those tacky, clichéd domestic Mary Sue dramas you star in! Whenever I see your annoying face on the screen, the words just flow...
Then he heard Song Shiyue say:
"Xiao Heng, I want to be the male lead in your life."
"Do I still have a chance?"
Bad-movie rant blogger (?) x top-tier star (specializes in bad movies)
Bai Shuheng x Song Shiyue
Handsome top, pretty bottom. No switching, no breaking them up. One-on-one mutual pampering, a story about two jealous souls.
Theme: Every character is a vessel for thought.
Dear Bo: Seeing words is like meeting each other, showing trust and comfort. Falling in love with you is probably the most arbitrary and unreasonable thing in this world. It's not about weighing the pros and cons, or coming up with ideas, but suddenly having you makes me worried about you and I can't let go of you. You are the extraneous branch in my stable years, and the sun, moon and stars in my ordinary life. Whether it's the sunrise in the morning or a nap at noon, I love you. By the way, do you still have any in your draft box?
Yesterday I couldn't sleep or eat well, and I couldn't see any big works. I feel ashamed to say that I had no choice but to beg in front of the Buddha: God! Let's write Mint Gypsophila in big words! 🙏 I originally thought that the gods, demons, fairies and monsters in this world could not care about a little person like me, but I thought so! When I woke up early in the morning and turned on my phone, I saw that the anti-ear function had been greatly updated! 💪 In an instant I was ecstatic! Reading this affectionate and wonderful article, I couldn't help but shed hot tears. [] Yes! Who can be the starry mint! Who can bring readers the story of Song Hebai! [Plus one] Yes, she is the only one—— That woman. The woman who can type. The woman who was tenacious and stayed up half the night. That, capitalized woman. In fact, no words can express my expectations for Dada Wen, nor can I express my concern for Dada. ❤️ But among us readers, who doesn't want to read articles every day? 🙏 As I write this, I am almost choked up for some reason. There are too many words in the small comment box, and it seems like the dust has settled. Can they finally be pieced together into the word "urge to update"? I don't know... I just hope that the mountains and rivers are safe, and this article will last forever. ——Big little fan, January 30, 2026, in Shandong.
I am so patient and keep watching the teacher for updates~
I said this author is so big (chew chew), he doesn't update for any reason (chew chew), he is updating (cough tui), he is doing it all day long (cough), what is he doing (tui)
Everyone is reading novels without restraint and there is no soul to remind them. This kind of thing really chills me. I'm the only one who noticed that the author's publishing time was 2:06 AM, something like this makes me sad. Along the way, the author has endured so much hardship, shed so many tears, and stayed up so many nights. How many times has she seen such a cold morning sun? How many sips of such cold moonlight has she had? I don't know, I don't dare to know, I keep crying. I just hope that the author lives well and has enough to eat. My first reaction when I saw the update was not to want to read it, but to feel distressed. It must be difficult to write like this. Although you always pretend to be strong, I also know that you are also a little author who needs to be taken care of. By the way, can you send me your finished articles in the future? I feel really sorry for you.
The author starts from a rich description of the situation, depicts the protagonist's living environment in detail, highlights the protagonist's "messy and independent" up identity, and also foreshadows the next step of unemployment 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 The identity of this up owner is also quite innovative and unique. He looks like his brother's "spot", but inadvertently reveals the information that "we were together before", which is refreshing! Combined with current events, current celebrities and Internet rumors are true or false, making readers feel as if they are actually there 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈 Finally, cut to the filming scene of the male star, compare his "expression of love" before and after, and unexpectedly bring out the appearance of the up star! Shocking! Chic! It makes sense again! 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 To sum up, this article is truly a rare masterpiece! After reading one chapter, I can't help but feel excited and excited! I hope it will be updated as soon as possible, and I will sacrifice myself to satisfy everyone! We will fully support you, unite closely to encourage you, and look forward to writing the third chapter!
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