Song Ruocai transmigrated into a cultivation novel and became the villain's junior fellow disciple.
In his previous life, the sinister villain had been forced by the System to pursue someone. He bided his time, then, at the last moment, took the whole world down with him. After being reborn, he ruthlessly dealt with anyone who tried to get close to him.
As luck would have it, on the very first day after transmigrating, Song Ruocai stole the villain's fortune with his sign-in System.
Oh no! Oh no!
So Song Ruocai had a brilliant idea: he would disguise himself as a woman
He'd heard the villain never went near women. As long as he...
Wait, wait.
What happened to the sinister, vicious villain who wanted the whole world dead?
What was this thing clinging to him in front of everyone?
A dark green tail coiled around his waist, and Yin Jinghuai hung off Song Ruocai like he had no bones.
He held a hand up to Song Ruocai's lips and complained, "That guy's bones were so hard just now. Look." (They're all red.)
Song Ruocai quickly planted a kiss on them, then made a show of pushing him away. "There are too many people here. We can't."
A vicious glint flashed in Yin Jinghuai's eyes. "Then let's gouge out all their eyes. Am I very kind?"
Song Ruocai: "Not bad. There's still room for improvement."
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Two-faced, afraid to die, greedy for money, silver-tongued...
Anyone who tried to get close to him and showed even one of these traits ended up with their head separated from their body.
But Song Ruocai was the one exception Yin Jinghuai hadn't expected. He was adorable.
Two-faced? He only said "no" out loud.
Afraid to die? He risked his dignity to be with me.
Greedy for money? My fault. I keep breaking knives, but those people deserved to die!
Silver-tongued? I like it. I love it.
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Song Ruocai pinned down the hand of the person misbehaving beside him, fiercely defending his inner robe. "The villain keeps trying to get up to no good. What should I do?"
Yin Jinghuai caught the foot trying to kick him out of bed. "My wife doesn't like being intimate with me every day. What should I do?"
Theme: Fateful encounters and the cycles of cause and effect