Wizard Lin Wanli had just paid the down payment on her new home when she transmigrated.
She didn't bring a single magical broom, and none of her mystic arts worked in this world.
There wasn't a trace of spiritual energy in this new world,
and the System was telling her to become the key figure in saving it!?
Can't it see she's about to be eaten alive by the Zerg?!
Lin Wanli's vision went black. Just as despair took hold, she suddenly realized:
Wait, what?! Why does this mecha look so much like Grandmaster's magical artifact!
Oh my goodness! Its power source can be enhanced with runes!
I'm rich! Hahahahahaha!
From then on,
Lin Wanli vowed to become the most successful, shamelessly survival-minded businesswoman in the galaxy,
starting out by using magic to sell mecha.
Unfortunately, her luck was terrible.
She somehow became the boss in a gang war.
She accidentally wiped out an entire drug cartel.
When she finally got into school, she was dragged into an underground arena and became the elusive Player Zero.
Even the Zerg somehow ended up dying under her rites of salvation.
One day, under the spotlight, countless reporters questioned this recipient of the highest honor.
"Marshal Lin Wanli, has becoming humanity's top mecha combatant always been your goal?"
Lin Wanli clutched her head and gritted her teeth. "No, it was all a misunderstanding..."
Message: Live life to the fullest, young people!