After I gave her a horse, bags, and my genuine affection, my adorable newbie apprentice appeared as a big CW Red Hare and never logged on again.
Even a fool could see that this was her way of quitting after she'd had enough of playing happy family.
But when she came back and tricked me again with a new account, I willingly fell into her trap and loved every minute of it.
Theme: Say it out loud when you love someone.