Yuki Muwu was an utterly ordinary corporate drone. Every day, she dutifully went to work and slaved away. The only thing worth mentioning was her work history.
It wasn't anything special. She'd just made it out of the Lobotomy Corporation headquarters alive, jumped ship from the Port Mafia, and was now working for the Armed Detective Agency... right?
Going crazy and destroying the world? How could that happen... Haha. Isn't that just how corporate drones are? As long as they get paid, it's fine. They wouldn't actually do it... At least, they wouldn't destroy the world without good reason.
After finally escaping the mess left behind by her former company, Yuki Muwu had empty pockets and an empty stomach. With nowhere else to turn, she took whatever job she could find to put food on the table: working like a beast of burden for the Port Mafia.
Different company, same capitalists, same corporate drone life:
No days off! (You call getting a night's sleep a vacation, you son of a...?)
No overtime pay! (Do you want overtime pay or do you want to keep your head?)
No social security or housing fund! (Not even social insurance!)
Genius bosses! (Dazai Osamu! Mori Ougai! Not one of them is human!) Genius coworkers, too!
To hell with this job! That was what Yuki Muwu thought every second at her desk. Of course, she never said it out loud.
To make sure she wouldn't one day snap and start killing people at work, Yuki Muwu jumped ship. She didn't even file a resignation letter. It probably wouldn't affect her work history much, since even Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke had managed to find new jobs.
"Jumping ship to the Armed Detective Agency was the best decision of my career," Yuki Muwu thought, stretched out on the agency sofa.
#Yuki Muwu's first job was as a Grade V employee at Lobotomy Corporation
#Worked at Lobotomy Corporation for ten thousand years in a loop, but Angela never reset my stats
#A human-shaped mobile nuke, wait, you're a Transcendent? I thought you were a speed bump
#I accidentally stomped a rat to death, so this is what they call Crime and Punishment?
#Why is fighting the Decay of the Angel head-on more of a hassle than core suppression?
#Beats me. My stats and mechanics are simply exquisite
#What do you mean, swarm tactics? If I throw a [CENSORED], won't you all just blow up?
#So you're the "Hero of the Far East"? Then wouldn't the White Night's time-stopping tricks get you smashed to bits by my cudgel?
#You're not much of a vampire, either. You spread slower than the Parasite Tree of Love and Mom
#The above events may or may not happen
#Yuki Muwu has deep-seated resentment toward awful jobs
#Romance pairing???
#Yuki Muwu's past???
[A chapter drops at 18:18 on weekend afternoons. If there isn't one, I'm too lazy to write it.]
!! Locked chapters are discarded drafts. Deleting them all would be a hassle, so I locked them instead. They won't affect normal reading.
No one's going to read this anyway, so I'm just going to let loose.
Theme: I'm done with this crap!
The author's updates are so unstable [Hold your chin]
There is no inventory at all. I played the game until I forgot about it. Fortunately, no one asked me to update it, otherwise I would have been put in a sack to make soup.
New readers are coming in. When will the chapters locked by the author be unlocked? 🙏
A miserable social animal targeted for slaughter