[The King's Avatar] Just Roll the Dice and Try Again

After getting wrecked by the internet, I've decided to come wreck people instead.

This time, I definitely won't get wrecked by the dice.

[Notes]

1. We'll write whatever the dice roll. If I get stuck, I'll reroll and start over.

2. This isn't an Anko. I'll just ask the dice when I can't figure out what to write.

3. For entertainment. No guarantee of updates, or of anything at all.

Theme: Does the God of Glory roll dice?