After accidentally melting his own sister in her mouth, Ketuo was kicked by his mother and landed on a certain blue planet.
"Stay here for me!" My mother's angry voice still lingered in my ears, "If I don't see you when I come back, you will be dead!"
Keto, who was shrunk by the kick, could only shake his hair, and sadly started traveling in a strange land, swallowing a local creature with four limbs.
... It has no taste.
It spat out the local creatures in disgust and continued on the road of eating and drinking on this blue planet.
Is this a chainsaw? Take a taste. Is this called cement? Take a bite too. This is called human beings... Oh! This is the scientific name of the local creature it first swallowed!
Humans are very friendly creatures, and most people will give it a variety of food. Although it is not very hungry, fortunately it ate a sister not long ago, which made Ceto's mood more stable and showed a tolerant attitude towards human snacks.
It's just that the shapes of the snacks are getting weirder and weirder. For example, this thing called a nuclear bomb, isn't it a bit like - wait, what do you mean you want to throw me over, hey! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Iron Man was ready to sacrifice at that moment, his armor was on the verge of reaching its limit, but he still had to push the nuclear bomb into the sky and fly towards the huge hole.
When looking down at the ground from a high altitude, human beings become extremely small. He saw familiar shadows compressed into blurry blocks of color... They were so far away from him, so far away that he could hardly see clearly.
Until a certain old popsicle that had been frozen for seventy years quickly approached on a flying machine, and then threw a ball of white stuff over!
——When the nuclear bomb sank smoothly into the body of the soft and harmless mop dog, Iron Man let out the loudest cry in his life.
"Jesus Christ God!" Cried the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist who never believed in God.
Notes
1. A collection of many abstract movies, including but not limited to "Sharknado", "Two Treasures Against the Devil" and other masterpieces that will make people unable to hold their breath after watching them.
2. Alien dogs are also dogs
3. Since it is an alien dog, don't expect the dog to be normal.
4. Would you believe me if I said this is actually a cute pet article?
5. Adhere to the principle that dogs do not change humans, starting from me!
Concept: Can sweeping robot dogs also understand humans and love?