[Comprehensive British and American] Gotham Rat Man

[The mechanism for adding updates is: add 3,000 words to a long comment] Hello everyone, I am Lily, an ordinary Gotham kid. Well, actually it's not very ordinary, because my vitality is super strong! Including but not limited to extreme counter-killing of one's own father, living well alone in a crime alley, stealing technology... Ah no! Survival skills far exceed those of his peers! "You are just a stinky rat that smells like garbage..." My dad said this when he was dying. "Rat?" I wiped the nosebleed, "The mouse is very good." The most common animal in Crime Alley is the rat, which travels in groups, eats anything available, and grows bigger and bigger. Rats can live, so I can live too. Take advantage of whatever's available, eat whatever's available, get whatever's available. That's what I thought, and that's what I did. "Thank you!" After stealing a certain unlucky guy's wallet, I yelled at the boy who was just passing by. "I'll give you half of the money when I get back!" The boy who was criticized by passers-by: "?!" But I didn't expect that he could actually find me intact and wanted to beat me fiercely... Ha! Let's wait until you can catch me, you idiot—ahhhhh how can he run away so well! No more, no more! We have to think of a solution quickly! "You passed my test," Jason heard the annoying girl say as he leaned against the wall to catch his breath, "We can be partners, you attract attention and I steal!" The girl smiled confidently: "Just like a mouse." "..." Jason sneered, "Deal." ————— "Help!" I screamed crazily, like a mouse stuck on a sticky board, "Help! Help! I don't want to die here with a mentally ill man with a red plastic cup on his head!" "Excuse me?" Red Hood yelled at me while slamming against the iron box that trapped us two, "You say that again?!" "The one I'm scolding is you! You pervert who wears a tight top and has a red bat printed on your chest!" I gradually went crazy because of the pain and mental stress. "I am going to be drowned with you now! Damn it, what did I do wrong? I have washed my hands in a golden basin a long time ago! Now I am a good citizen who cannot be better!" "Are you serious?" Red Hood burst into laughter. "Stop acting. Did you steal the iron piece before you were imprisoned? Give it to me." I stopped barking. I looked at him coldly and squeezed the iron piece in my hand: "... Why should I believe you? Those people said that if one of us dies, the other one can be released, right? How can I confirm that you won't kill me -" "We were once partners." Red Hood said. "Huh?" I said. Notes 1. The heroine's moral level is not high 2. There may be some unscrupulous Hell Joke sessions. 3. There will be some swearing sessions. 4. I can't think of anything else I need to add. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy reading the article! Intention: Work hard and make progress every day