A smug, illiterate evil god gong x a poor, cheerful corporate drone shou
After working overtime on Saturday, corporate drone Wu Yu decided to treat himself to a nice meal.
He made a beeline for the seafood market and quickly bought an edible octopus.
The evil god in the plastic bag: “Hmph, human. You know your place, offering yourself to me.”
Wu Yu prepared the ingredients and heated oil in a pan. “Here comes a delicious seafood feast!”
The evil god: “Wait, why is it getting hotter and hotter?!”
The lid flew straight up to the ceiling with a bang, and his lunch started running away.
Wu Yu had no choice but to chase after it. “My lunch!!”
Wu Yu discovered that his food could talk and claimed to be a deity. He didn't dare eat it, so he had to raise it as his dinner instead.
A fancy feast? No! It had to eat cheap dog food. He couldn't afford the expensive stuff.
A crystal palace? No! It would have to make do with a bucket.
Illiterate? He sent it to senior college.
Didn't know the law? He sent it to study for a master's degree in law.
Gelu Yi Wa: “I beg you, just be my god, okay?”
Overnight, supernatural creatures ran rampant through City A, and the most powerful evil god appeared by accident.
To protect the human world, the strongest team at the Unusual Affairs Bureau quietly deployed, blending into the busy city streets.
Team member: “What should we do about this evil god?”
Team leader Wu Yu: “I'll go catch it at the seafood market. Once I do, I'll raise it myself. I'll make sure it reforms and becomes a proper god again!”
After they fell in love, Gelu Yi Wa happily flipped through Wu Yu's diary about their relationship, sure to find plenty of sweet moments!
“Needs to eat ten kilograms of dog food a day, bathe for six hours a day, has been studying Pinyin for a month and still can't learn it. Suspected low intelligence.”
Gelu Yi Wa: “? What kind of diary is this?!”
Before you read:
1. The gong's tentacles are his tongue, hands, and feet.
Theme: Reform well and become a proper god again.
