[The Gentle Salted Fish Fishing Master Shou × The Tolerant Paranoia and Crazy Punishment of the Disciple's Attack]
Su Wangnan entered a villain novel where all members were paranoid.
The villains are each more miserable and crazier than the last. After being constantly abused by the world, they finally woke up collectively - and joined forces to blow up the world of immortality into rubbish.
After Su Wangnan finished reading, he slowly closed the book: "... So crazy."
Then he put it on.
System: [Saving the common people starts with you. Host your mission: convert and redeem all the villains!
Su Wangnan: "... All of them?"
System: [Yes, all.
Su Wangnan: "... The common people and I can only live one life, right?"
How to make a group of villains behave?
Su Wangnan thought for a while: Open a private school—Chinese-style education starts from childhood!
As a result, the first "Villain Transformation School" in the world of immortality was officially launched.
The purpose of the private school: to be a villain who is useful to society without being crazy or demonic, without being explosive or crazy.
Private school philosophy: When the villain thrives, the world thrives; when the villain is strong, the world becomes... Stronger? ? !
Private school staff:
Villain 1: Picked up the light of the right path covered in blood on the roadside
Villain 2: Picking up the imprisoned cold genius in a secret realm
Villain 3: The demon world picked up the scarred Oni Ji
Villain 4: The demon world picked up a young dragon in shackles
A few years later, thousands of people gathered at the Immortal Sect Conference.
The elder brother's sword brought frost to the fourteen states, the cold little brother's talisman reached the sky, the ghost girl danced and all the ghosts cried, and the magic dragon roared and thousands of mountains collapsed.
The top villains, who were murderous and cold-blooded, actually knelt on one knee in front of the entire world of immortality.
Their voices are pious, paranoid, and fanatical to the extreme:
"Master!"
On the high platform.
On the high platform, Su Wangnan sat lazily, eating melon seeds, calm and composed. While hiding his merits and fame, he also did not forget to enroll students online:
"Everyone, let me introduce you to the Immortal Cultivation World Private School!!"
"Sign up today and study "Five Years and Three Years of Cultivation to Immortality" tomorrow. There are also quality development courses such as "Gratitude Education," "Emotional Management," "How to Coexist Peacefully with the Immortal World," etc. You are welcome to try them out."
Audience: "…"
Some people were dissatisfied and sneered: "The villain and hero actually worshiped a crazy man as his teacher."
The elder brother's sword has already been unsheathed.
Su Wangnan pressed the sword back and raised his eyes lazily: "What did you say?"
The man sneered: "I said you——"
The words were not finished.
Su Wangnan raised his hand slightly and made a soft "click" sound.
The thousand-year-old mountain peak opposite had silently split into two halves.
The whole place was dead silent.
Su Wangnan took back his hand and continued to eat melon seeds. He said in a light voice, "Sorry, it was windy just now, so I didn't hear clearly."
"Say it again?"
The man: "..."
Audience: "..."
The villains all showed enthusiastic expressions of "Master is so handsome" at the same time.
System: [Host, the villains look at you differently]
Su Wangnan: "... Maybe it's the deep love between master and disciple."
System: [Yes, Senior Brother's breath is only three inches away from your neck]
Su Wangnan: "... That's, check my breathing."
System: [His Adam's apple moved and he was swallowing saliva]
Su Wangnan: "... It's normal to be hungry."
System: [His fingers are untying your belt.
Su Wangnan: "…"
#The apprentice went in and thought he was cold.
#The master who accompanies you through life and death will be tortured by you, who goes through life and death!
# Hold the Sword Lord, here you go, the wind and snow in the world will not touch your clothes!
Purpose: Learn new ideas and strive to become a new youth