For Work, Gay Men Should Be Gay

*Welfare extras are being updated *Also known as "What should I do if I pretend to be gay and my boss likes me?" Qiao Shun was unemployed. It's not the boss who fires him, it's him who fires the boss. Good brother Zhao Bei was even more anxious than he was: "What about the patience we promised you? Will it be easy for me to introduce you to a job? Is it easy to find a job now?" Qiao Shun responded: "Aren't you a headhunter? Find me another one." A few days later, Zhao Beizhen found one for him. "Don't say that your brothers won't help you, but that good jobs are not available to the outside world." Zhao Bei said sincerely, "At this time, a great job fell from the sky. No matter how others begged me, I didn't give it to them, so I pointed it at my brother." "I get 15K per month, work from 9 to 6, weekends off, and provide dormitories with food and accommodation included." "But... There is a small drawback." Qiao Shun responded: "What's the shortcoming? This job seems to be disadvantageous to me!" Zhao Bei: "Only gay men are hired." Qiao Shunying:... Qiao Shun responded: "We have been roommates for four years in college. We have a life-long friendship. Don't cheat on us." Zhao Bei was anxious: "How could I cheat my brother? Your academic qualifications, your major, your height, and your appearance are all tailor-made for this job. The headhunter fee for recruiting you is 10,000 yuan, and you are worth three to me." Qiao complied: "No, no." Zhao Bei caught him and said: "And what's wrong with this job? I have a two-hour lunch break every day, the boss invites me to tea at four in the afternoon, ten days of annual leave during the internship period, twenty days of annual leave after becoming a full-time employee, and all five insurances and one housing fund are paid. This is the number at the end of the year!" Qiao Shunying looked at the five fingers his brother pinched. "Okay, you three and I seven." Give it your all. Gay men are gay! —— If you are tired of class, write whatever sentence you dream about. Everything is inferior, only I am happy. 1.13 I finally started writing the feature film! Thank you for accompanying me in this hanging class every day! Purpose: Cherish life, love life, and touch it all.