A sweet, slow-witted robot bottom x a proud, aloof immortal top
Yun Xingchu, the first-generation AI robot, is transported to the cultivation world. With his battery about to run out, he receives a cultivation guide.
One: Find a charging station.
Two: Take good care of the charging station and clean it regularly.
Three: Find materials to rebuild your body and free yourself from the charging station.
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Xie Huaiyi is a once-in-ten-thousand-years genius in the cultivation world. All he needs is one earth-shattering romantic tribulation before he can ascend to immortality.
He decides to take a shortcut: find Yun Xingchu, a notorious libertine from the Hehuan Sect, and cultivate together. They can act out a story of passionate love and bitter heartbreak, just long enough for him to pass his tribulation.
That night, the libertine took off his clothes and groped him all over.
Xie Huaiyi closed his eyes and cast a spell to numb his body, ready to be taken advantage of. But the libertine simply fell asleep beside him...
The second night, the third night... It was the same every night.
Xie Huaiyi: Is that it?
When the Hehuan Sect disciples heard about this, they felt it brought shame on their sect. They all took turns demonstrating how to seduce someone, flirt, kiss...
Yun Xingchu couldn't learn a thing, so Xie Huaiyi had no choice but to secretly study and put it into practice himself.
Just bear with it. It's all for the tribulation.
His lips are so soft.
Kiss me a little longer!
He thought their relationship was making progress, but who knew Yun Xingchu would suddenly disappear?
All he left behind was a letter.
Xie Huaiyi, after reading the letter: ?
Where's my earth-shattering romantic tribulation? I fell for you, and you played me?
A few days later, Yun Xingchu, now a low-battery model after failing to rebuild his body, went to find Xie Huaiyi. Clutching a manual on dual cultivation, he recited his lines to make up: "P-please tell Immortal Zun Huailing that I'm pregnant."
They hadn't even slept together. Pregnant with what, exactly?
The usually aloof immortal snapped, "I won't see him. Tell him to get lost."
Three seconds later, Xie Huaiyi carried Yun Xingchu back to his room in front of everyone.
Damn it, charge him up first, then they can give each other the cold shoulder.
Bonus scene:
"If you want eternal life, you need a spiritual root," Xie Huaiyi said with a straight face. "You need to practice dual cultivation for at least three shichen every day. You can't skip a single day."
Not long after, Yun Xingchu begged through his tears, "I don't want to live forever anymore."
A human body really can't take this kind of wear and tear. Boohoo.
Theme: Keep striving, and live life with a positive attitude.
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