[Harry Potter] Hogwarts RPG

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A game called Hogwarts RPG appears on your phone.

You open it, and... you transmigrate!

Since things have come to this, you can only try to clear the game first.

[Main Quest: Punch the Death Eaters, kick Voldemort, become #%&&**]

You can't see what comes after that, but since the game is set in a school of magic, you figure it must be asking you to become the headmaster!

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You enter the school and begin the sorting ceremony.

Sorting Hat: Girl, which school do you want to go to?

You: Imperial College London.

Sorting Hat: What a studious child. Then... Ravenclaw!

People say Ravenclaw represents wisdom, and that all the students in the house are rational, levelheaded, and brilliant.

Everyone else says that's all nonsense.

[Your distant great-uncle Severus Snape asks how you're doing in Potions]

A: Don't make a fool study Potions.

B: Do you have long, silky hair that goes all the way down? I do.

C: Nothing to say. Leave.

You choose B.

Snape's already gloomy expression turns ferocious.

[You find an artificial intelligence. What should you say to it?]

A: Why is there no wife in a wife cake?

B: Boiling water is 100 degrees. Then why isn't it an obtuse angle?

C: Write me a 100,000-word confession.

You choose C.

Tom Riddle's diary: ...

[Dumbledore invites you to join the Order of the Phoenix]

A: It's getting cold. Let's bankrupt the Death Eaters.

B: When do I get to sit in the headmaster's chair?

C: I refuse. I want to study hard and improve every day.

You choose B.

Who would have thought Dumbledore would actually agree!

You think that even though you haven't kicked Voldemort yet, you've taken down plenty of Death Eaters, so the main quest must be complete.

Then...

[Main Quest: Punch the Death Eaters, kick Voldemort, and become a character's wife (you cannot propose yourself)]

You're shocked.

Because you're cursed and will die in a few years! How are you supposed to fall in love and get married?

Notes:

* Written out of love. Harsh reviews are not welcome.

* You won't actually die; there will be a resurrection arc.

* Many characters will have unrequited feelings for the protagonist. Some canon couples will be broken up. There will be a 1v1 pairing ending.

* The character design below is by the author @YonglanYlan. The watermark was cut in half because of the image dimensions, so this is noted here.

Theme: Study hard and improve every day