[What is it like to play in the most relaxed team in the world.
Former Italian Leo Rossi and current Italian Leo Rossi woke up from the disaster and came to Italy in 2008.
Before he had time to adapt, the system that suddenly appeared told him that he had to acquire a club within five minutes, otherwise he would be wiped out.
Standing on the street under the scorching sun, Leo saw the newspaper on the telephone pole, "Parma lost to Inter Milan at home and was relegated from Serie A for the first time in history."
He grabbed the life-saving straw and picked up his cell phone to make a call: "I want to buy Parma! No matter how much it costs!"
After buying the team, he also received a new task: [Lead Parma to become the most profitable club in Europe.
——Soon after, all Italians knew that the Parma Club had a stupid and rich boss.
But this local boss is too kind. He increases wages, repairs stadiums, solicits sponsorships, and even takes the initiative to take in veteran stars who have been eliminated by wealthy clubs.
Shevchenko, Pizarro, Klose, etc., I want them all, whether they are thirty or fifty, I will take care of the poor old man online.
You're getting older and can't play football anymore? It's okay, come to Parma and let's go to Serie B to chop things up.
Dislike Serie B?
Add more money and your monthly salary will triple!
The players said: Boss, I was the one who spoke too loudly just now. Where should I sign? Can I sign for twenty years? I am going to retire here.
——
At that time, everyone thought this was the day Parma returned. Unexpectedly, Parma returned to Serie A five years later.
By that time, they had already made a lot of money in unknown places.
Serie A President: Is Parma bankrupt?
Secretary: No! It became the most profitable club in Europe! (Gritting his teeth and bursting into tears)
Serie A President:?
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No one knows that the new boss of Parma has a special hobby.
He likes to go up and guard the goal by himself. Anyway, the team only needs to win in the first half and lose in the second half. There are so many good players. He has never played such a comfortable game and can save a lot of money on goalkeeping.
Just how to keep guarding, he won the Golden Glove Award, is it in this river?
*The prototype is Beidawang Burger, everyone should be able to tell hahaha
*Also known as "I open a nursing home in Serie B"
*Relaxing and fun article, first time writing
*There should be another time-traveler, I'm not sure, they're having a barbecue
*Not a real gift, the specific reasons will be explained in the article
*With cp, cavalry (delicious food during the New Year)
*2025.10.25 Archived
Purpose: The hero dies
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