The Tea-Farming Couple Bloggers Broke Up Again

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Chu Tianyu, second son of the Chu Rui Group, a commercial giant in the capital's high society,

was in Los Angeles three months ago, turning heads in a globally limited-edition Lamborghini Vision GT, one of only three in existence, and partying with famous families aboard a private yacht in Miami.

Then, overnight, he was forced to go to a village that had only just gotten internet access,

where he had to team up for publicity and fake a couple act with a tea-making apprentice who couldn't care less about him.

The young master stood on a ridge with a hoe over his shoulder, staring blankly at row after row of cabbages that needed digging up.

First! He's a northerner, and he needs a warm southerner to share his bed through the damp, cold winter.

Second! His coworker smells so good. What is he supposed to do when he can't stop sniffing him?

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Su Chuizhi was sick of this couple-promotion handbook too.

First! He inherited his grandfather's tea-making craft to sell tea, not to sell his body.

Second! This young master is so outgoing, he keeps causing a scene every few days and sending his introvert self trending online. What is he supposed to do?

Until one day, they accidentally kissed.

His coworker couldn't stop dwelling on it, but Su Chuizhi didn't want to take responsibility. So what if they kissed?

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The effect the Fish and Crisp couple thought their act had: passionate affection, a heavenly match, the envy of everyone.

The actual effect: chaos everywhere, behaving like monkeys reverting to their primitive ways, each trying to trample the other to claim the company's top spot, pure hatred at 100 percent. The comments section nearly called the police.

But the Fish and Crisp duo became a viral sensation in the strangest way, and the internet's first plastic couple was born

Every MCN agency online was busy denying that it manufactured fake couples, but this lunatic company Yaofei did the exact opposite: “Don't miss our industrially produced candy! Exclusive recipe, ten-to-one refund if it's fake!”

[Come ship Fish and Crisp! Watch the young master act for me for free]

[Come ship Fish and Crisp! Watch the pure little flower get trampled over and over for free]

Until one day, Fish and Crisp announced that they were really, really, really real!

Their fans wailed: Nooo! Please break up one more time!

💕Little scene:

The young master has figured out how to suck on his catlike wife's belly:

Pin down all four limbs with just a little force, bend down and suck hard, drawing it into his lungs until the other man trembles and pushes him away with tearful, blurry eyes. Then pull out a packet of spicy strips

“Want to do it one more time?”

*Capital-city social butterfly young master, a globetrotting returnee with god-tier looks and a knack for connecting with anyone x cold-faced village tea master who loves spicy strips, a catlike bottom

A chaotic daily life of pretending to be a couple~

☀️Tea Mountain Visitor's Guide:

1. One-on-one, both leads are each other's first, happy ending.

2. The top's name comes from: “He builds the gate to heaven, and hears the words of heaven.”, Flying Dragon's Song

The bottom's name comes from: “Yesterday the east wind blew on the bitter orange blossoms; waking from wine, I find spring late, and a bowl of tea.”, In Reply to a Friend's Springtime Bitter Orange Blossom Tea

3. Comments on individual paragraphs are now open. Blurb archived on October 20, 2025.

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Please add my sweet upcoming novel, The Little Painter Gets Chewed Up by an Italian Mad Dog, to your collection~

Size difference | Provocative fiction

Mu Carlo is transported to Italy and becomes a cannon-fodder art student.

The original owner got involved in an internal feud in the art world by sticking his nose into other people's business, failed to make the cut, and collapsed from hunger by the roadside.

To avoid that bleak fate, Mu Carlo spends all his time in the studio, focusing on honing his painting skills and shutting out the world.

He never expected that even while keeping quietly to himself in a corner, someone would still set their sights on him.

It was all because of one life-drawing class. Mu Carlo drew a little too much #eighteen-plus# stuff and got caught in the act.

As he tried to run, someone picked him up, holding him ten centimeters off the ground. Before he could think of any last words,

the other man smiled and said he liked his paintings.

And so this Italian man, sunny-faced, with curly brown hair, blue eyes, long legs, lean muscles, broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and perfect proportions, invited Mu Carlo to his estate to paint every week.

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Leon, the last heir of an old Florentine family, owns half the city. Life drawing is an ancient artistic tradition, and famous artists have flocked to his residence, yet none of them were like Mu Carlo.

Mu Carlo is glad to have made a friend in Italy. Leon is wealthy and generous, a witty gentleman who understands his art and supports his creative journey. He lets Mu Carlo use his yachts and planes as he pleases. To outsiders, they're close artistic partners.

But gradually, Mu Carlo realizes there's something different about this friend...

When they eat ice cream, Leon licks the melted ice cream running down Mu Carlo's wrist.

Leon recites strange poems into his ear and gives him wine that makes him feel hot.

When Mu Carlo goes to find another model to draw, Leon chases after him in a red Ferrari, slings him over one shoulder, and carries him home.

He wakes in the middle of the night as wind and rain rage outside. His cheeks are wet.

Leon licks his lips by the bed, staring intently at his pale face.

Mu Carlo sees the ribbon he lost, the one he used to tie his hair, twirled around Leon's fingertips, mixed with blood seeping between them.

“Darling, you're awake?”

“?!Σ(°△°) Stay back!”

Oh no. Mu Carlo suddenly understands the meaning of Leon's Italian nickname: “Mad Dog.”

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[Little scene]

At night, Leon likes to chew on his little bone.

Mu Carlo's eyes grow misty. Afraid the bed might collapse, he bites through the ribbon restraining his wrist, eyes red as he tries to hook it around Leon's neck...

Leon grins, even more excited.

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🐶 Handsome top, but crazy. His madness unfolds gradually, with a beautifully paced progression. The crazier he gets, the healthier it is. The bottom is the only person who can keep him on a leash.

🎨 Naturally slow on the uptake, a beauty who flirts without realizing it, bottom x Italian old-money artistic lunatic

🐶 Romance-focused, very sweet, one-on-one, both leads are each other's first, happy ending

🎨 “Carlo” means “dear” or “darling” in Italian. The author's Italian is only intermediate, so please feel free to point out any mistakes in the Italian in the text.

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