The Psychic Just Wants an Ordinary Life

The female lead is completely absurd.

This story is absurd too.

The author is even more absurd.

It's

absurdist literature.

Ollie is a superpowered girl who can turn stones into gold and dig up the ground with a shovel.

She used to get carried away by her chuunibyou phase and think she was a savior, but after getting a thorough beating from society, she decided to settle down and be an ordinary high school student.

But of course, the more you dread something, the more likely it is to happen.

After going abroad to study,

she found herself surrounded by all kinds of strange people, as if she had some sort of demon-and-monster magnet installed in her.

A teacher with a hairstyle like a badminton shuttlecock keeps calling her a promising talent and inviting her to join the big jujutsu sorcerer family!

She turned him down countless times, but to pay her college tuition, she still ended up working for the badminton-haired teacher.

She watches Imai Daizo with the West's Tiger.

She stops a celebrity from beating up a talent scout on the street.

She helps Princess Fushiguro bathe her dogs.

The neighbor upstairs invites her to take up permanent residence in the soccer prison.

The gloomy student athletes at the dorm keep yelling things like “Kill!” and “Fight!”,

and the curses they create nearly wipe out the entire prison.

Ollie happens to pass by and casually exorcise them, only to get stuck with a terrifying mushroom head.

Welcome to the prison!

Ollie: Every day, I mourn the ordinary life I've lost.

Lots of one-sided crushes.

Pairings undecided.

Romance only after adulthood.

Theme: The same challenges keep coming back, and different choices affect the course of fate.