After nearly eighteen years of life, Yin Cha, born with yin-yang eyes, learned that she hadn't just landed in an occult fantasy. She'd also landed in a story about a real and fake heiress.
When the wealthy Lu family found out Yin Cha wasn't their biological daughter, they immediately turned on her. They even followed an occult master's advice and tried to kick her out before she came of age, to make room for their real daughter.
Yin Cha rolled out the door without a fuss. Sure.
Father Lu, Mother Lu, and her brother: Just as expected, she's no daughter of the Lu family. What a spineless coward, leaving just because we told her to!
The Lu family hated Yin Cha and did everything they could to keep her from taking the college entrance exam. But not only did she find a way around them, she used an item from the System to scare their twins into madness, then went on to earn the top score.
As for those reward items from the System...?
Yin Cha looked at the talismans and magical artifacts that had suddenly dropped from the sky and calmly said, "How should I know? Might as well use them."
The occult prodigy whose fortune she'd stolen and whose face she'd slapped was furious. "Damn it! That ridiculous System is mine, and the reward items you're using are mine too!"
And the precious clients of the occult prodigy...
A perfect senior suddenly plagued by bad luck, growing ugly and losing money, while her boyfriend falls for her best friend?
A wealthy young master discovers his new stepmother is his ex-boyfriend? And she's pregnant?
A hugely popular celebrity suspected of being possessed turns out to be a bigwig's stand-in for his long-lost love?
Yin Cha: Easy. I'll take them.
The Lu family had been looking forward to seeing her live in misery, only to discover Yin Cha had already achieved her modest goal of financial freedom. Even the deluxe-plus version of the wealthy families they couldn't get close to, celebrities, and social elites treated her with the utmost respect and called her a master! Then Yin Cha even got a government job?
The Special Affairs Bureau? The Lu family couldn't mess with them, no matter how rich they were...
Oh, right. They forgot that thanks to Master Yin's heroic deeds, the Lu family had already gone bankrupt.
Who would have thought that a lowly intern like Yin Cha, after joining the Special Affairs Bureau, would end up with so many rare artifacts and pills that they left people breathless? She'd graduate with honors from the Emotionless Path, where the graduation rate was just 0.000001%, and come out on top amid the rivalry between all the other prodigies and second-generation heirs.
When someone asked Yin Cha, hailed as "the greatest cultivation prodigy of the last hundred years," for her secret, she hadn't even opened her mouth before the ridiculous System broke down:
Please, stop winning by doing nothing! You're going to bankrupt this System and all those unlucky villains!
Yin Cha: ? What does that have to do with her? She just wants to live a quiet life and lie flat in retirement before she turns thirty-five.
Somehow, though, she kept working hard and working hard, only to accidentally climb to the top by stepping on the ridiculous System and several villains, and exceed her modest life goals.
Years later, the true big shot Yin Cha calmly sipped her tea. "Another peaceful day. Time for tea!"
Bonus scene:
Bai Cang, the youngest elder of the Ten Directions Council, was exceptionally handsome, hot-tempered, and could decide life or death with a glance.
The first time he saw Yin Cha, Bai Cang instinctively disliked her. He hated nothing more than troublemakers who didn't know what they were doing!
Who could have guessed that one day he'd want to tear up every harsh word he'd ever said, inching closer to Yin Cha while gnashing his teeth and watching her happily pet cats?
At last, Bai Cang could take no more. He bared his chest and transformed into his true form.
"Meow, meow, meow! Pet me! My fur is soft! My chest is big!"
Low-energy, emotionally steady, unflappable heroine x tsundere, steady-tempered, hotheaded big cat hero
Summary: A low-energy, unflappable heroine is the natural enemy of ridiculous Systems. She wins by doing nothing all the way to becoming a big shot in the cultivation world.
Warning:
A series of ridiculous occult cases with modern cultivation. The occult elements and the Special Affairs Bureau involve a lot of author-invented worldbuilding.
Theme: World peace
I feel a little bit better today, looking forward to it!
Hooray, the update went well!
Some thoughts: I seem to like the story of Yin Cha's senior year in high school more than the plot about Yu-senpai. I thought about the reason. Maybe it's because I feel that although Yin Cha's senior year in high school has also experienced a lot of changes, he has clear goals and has been working hard, and he has been healed by friends and teachers. Therefore, even if his mood may be affected, he still tried his best to complete the exam. Judging from the previous description, the Yu-senpai I imagine is a girl who is good at something (such as playing the piano well), warm, kind, helpful, popular, confident and elegant, but she is hesitant and a bit hesitant when she fights back against the person who stabbed her in the back. I mean to deceive myself. I obviously have my doubts (otherwise I wouldn't have found the heroine, a school girl with a bit of metaphysics), but I still don't have any vigilance. I mostly rely on Yin Cha to pull me back, and I feel that the overall image and highlight moments are not very clear. The above are just my personal opinions and feelings, because I prefer characters who can fight back on their own, and I don't mean to say that girls can't show vulnerability, nor do I mean to ask the author to make major changes. So far, I still like this book (Dang Daabao: Is there a prototype for such a bloody story of Senior Sister Yu? Author, your life is so interesting [scared])
Can you be an author who is very happy to have a surprise attack today and quickly update to the next chapter to scare me? [Empty Bowl]
Suddenly I realized that the name of the book seemed to have been changed [Glasses]
If you can't comment in paragraphs, just read it in detail: The phone call part made me laugh so hard, it is the underlying code that triggers Chinese people to learn English hahahaha (I only represent myself here, because my English is not good, and this sentence is extremely memorable) What should the heroine do if she wins the top prize? What could be done? Without her brains and efforts, wouldn't it be natural for her to be number one? When it comes to cheating, I can only say that everything a person with a heart sees is dirty. He can't see clearly at what level he is. If there's no urine in the mirror, bah [eye roll] Although I'm glad that Yin Cha is with her friends, I still hope that she can have a happy family 🤗 I really want to punch Bangbang with the surname Lu.
A heroine who has clear goals and knows what is most important to her at the moment is absolutely right! I also like Xie Satisfaction, he is such a safe friend! 🌈
The end of the semester makes me exhausted... I'm sorry that everyone updated after several days 😭. I feel that there are too many things to do at the end of the semester to ensure the frequency of updates, so the next update will probably be after the exam next week, and I will make up for the one I didn't update before + send out lucky draw red envelopes!
Good guy, this family is amazing
Good guy, we have been together for more than ten years, and this brother is quite good at that.