Isel Semoras, who just wanted to lie flat and didn't want to work, finally couldn't take it anymore and ran away from home. But what was the deal with this System?!
"Bzzzt~ Hello, Host! It's a pleasure to serve you. I'm the Football World's Gourmet System. You can call me Kitty~"
Football? He understood that! Gourmet food? He understood that too! But put them together and somehow it just didn't seem right.
"So, Host, what would you like to be? A forward? A midfielder? A defender? Or..."
And so, a lazy fish chose to be a goalkeeper for the sake of his culinary dreams, since goalkeepers ran the least. But why had nobody told him goalkeepers might run less but retire later?!
Milan's Pig Farming Squad gives the whole coaching staff, fitness coach, and nutritionist a headache. How can you come back from an injury so much fatter? What's in Isel's house?!
Little Pig (showing off one big tooth): The food's just too delicious!
Big Pig Nesta nods: Yeah, the food started it. We were just helpless victims.
Nightingale Shevchenko rubs his macaque head: Yesterday's food was delicious!
Little Bear Gattuso smacks his lips and nods: It really was!
Sleepy Pi says quietly: But our recovery has gotten faster...
Then what's with the goalkeeper big daddy, looking so haggard over there?
The goalkeeper big daddy gazes resentfully at the one person on the team who can make the decisions.
Big Meow: ...
Silence is Cambridge tonight.
Isel goes berserk. Have you all forgotten he's a goalkeeper, not a chef the team hired?!
Theme: You have to eat well to run fast!