The Gorgeous Incubus Who Ranks Last in Every Assessment

Broad shoulders, a great butt, long legs, a slim waist, stunningly handsome and wickedly sexy, a bratty incubus vs. a sunny, cheerful third brother who hunts demons / a gentle, saintly second brother who is a priest / a stern, fatherly eldest brother who is the pope

Loaen should have ranked near the top in his evaluations, if not first. But he was born with the wrong kind of demon blood and became an incubus, so he ended up at the bottom every single time.

But coming in last didn't mean he was weak. He was just saving his strength for a spectacular breakthrough.

When that breakthrough would happen could wait. Right now, he had to deal with the school warning that if he failed another evaluation, he'd have to repeat the year.

So Loaen had no choice but to use a little trick. By that, I mean he copied one of his fellow incubi's coursework wholesale. First, he pretended to be injured to lure someone into rescuing a handsome hero. Then he offered himself in return, and afterward pulled up his pants and denied everything. And just like that, he graduated.

Things had been quite a roller coaster, but Loaen was incredibly capable. Before long, his savior had somehow ended up giving him his first time.

But why was his savior a demon hunter?

Loaen, realizing he was doomed: !

Luckily, he was not only incredibly capable, but also incredibly good at pretending.

So what if the guy was a demon hunter? Loaen had worked him so hard he was dazed and didn't have the energy to hunt demons. Sitting astride the demon hunter like a victor, Loaen planned to enjoy himself a little longer, then make a clean getaway.

But why was the demon hunter's second brother a priest?

Loaen, realizing he was as good as dead: !!

Luckily, apart from being incredibly capable and incredibly good at pretending, he couldn't think of anything else to do. Then he got locked up in the church.

"Your third brother's the one who made me do it," Loaen tried to shift the blame.

The priest actually believed him, making his younger brother confess willingly, admit his crimes, and beg for forgiveness, while staying by Loaen's side to offer him spiritual comfort and prayers.

Loaen got carried away.

All the way into the priest's bed.

Unlike when he'd blamed the demon hunter, Loaen genuinely thought the priest was making a move on him. Otherwise, why would he be so nice?

After winning the priest over, Loaen really did think he could place near the top in his evaluations.

But why was the eldest brother of the demon hunter and the priest the pope?

Loaen, realizing it was time to prepare for his own funeral: !!!

If you want my life, just say so! There's no need to torture me like this!!!!!!

Bonus scene

Loaen on the outside: I was wrong, I was wrong. I won't do it again.

Loaen on the inside: I'll do it again next time. Got a problem? Then make me stop.

Reader's guide:

[Everyone is pure]

[Entirely fictional]

[Blurb revised on 20260909]

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