Lin Langxin was a lonely ghost. In life, he wandered into a gunfight between criminals and died with a bullet in his forehead.
A Taoist exorcist chased him, and somehow he stumbled into this monster mountain, a place that could even keep righteous energy at bay: Muluoguan Mountain.
A metaphysical punk monster mountain: perfectly safe, and Taoists can't get in.
But who on earth bound him to a health manager System?! He has no heartbeat or body temperature, yet the System demands he drink eight glasses of water a day, or he'll be trapped here for all eternity!
[Eight glasses of water a day!]
Water is the source of life. Drink, drink, drink!
Lin Langxin: The water's leaking out of my butt. Oh no, it's a flood!
[Sunlight Phobia Correction Plan]:
Gradually increase sun exposure, overcome unhealthy nocturnal habits, and embrace healthy light.
Lin Langxin: Gets scorched until he smokes and screams every day.
[Muscle Health Exercise Package]
"Get moving! Maintain muscle mass! Next exercise: high knees! Keep your pelvis stable!"
Lin Langxin: The slightest big movement makes him fall apart, and he has to search the ground for his hands.
The spirits of Muluoguan Mountain noticed that the owner of the herbal tea shop, Qin Ruo, had acquired a little sidekick.
Qin Ruo was a night-blooming cereus spirit whose true form stood a full ten meters tall.
He liked wearing flowing robes, and his beautiful long hair was loosely pinned into a topknot with a bamboo twig. A true beauty in the classical style.
Lin Langxin's assessment: He looks like the top dog of Muluoguan Mountain, but deep down, he's an idiot.
Qin Ruo's herbal tea soothed inflammation and dispelled dampness. One cup was enough to comfort Lin Langxin's body and mind after a whole day of being tormented.
Most importantly, it didn't leak out of his butt.
Just as Lin Langxin was keeping watch over his fleeting night-blooming cereus...
[The System has detected a high-quality partner! Building a healthy intimate relationship is part of a healthy lifestyle, too!]
A goofy, gorgeous big monster x a clumsy little ghost pup!
Sweet story / lighthearted / slice of life / happy ending!
Theme: Live a truly new life all over again.
Oh, I'm still getting angry [covering my face and peeking]
Didn't Xiao Lin say that he always wanted to go back and see his mother? Have you ever gone back to see her?
It ended abruptly. Pan Wai, I want Pan Wai
When can I watch the extras? [Lie flat] [Lie flat] [Lie flat] I want to watch it, I want to watch it [Hold up my chin]
Finally turned into a one-horned fairy 😂 [ bursting into tears ]
Vision kitten🐱so cute 😍😍
🐶🌹do you hear the people sing
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
It's not very convincing to be scared while being a nymphomaniac 🐶
Hahahaha I was attacked by the spirit of herbal tea [covering my face and laughing and crying] [covering my face and laughing and crying]