I Became the Cultivation World's Top Lecturer by Memorizing Catchphrases

A jealous apprentice top who juggles starting a business, cultivation, and flirting with his master

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A beautiful new master who loves peace and quiet but spoils his high-energy apprentice far too much, bottom

In short, this is a story about a master and his apprentice doting on each other, cultivating, and starting a business.

Blurb 1:

Yi Qiungbai, a college senior about to graduate, accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation world from a book.

System: Ding! Congratulations, you've bound to a business livestream quest.

Yi Qiungbai clutches his "Xiaoxue Milk Tea," and blurts out "Xiaozheng Fried Chicken": #~*%/-

System's inner thoughts: He's swearing so filthy T^T

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Yi Qiungbai discovers that quoting memes can boost his cultivation:

System: Ding! Congratulations, you've opened a training institute.

Yi Qiungbai: Fellow disciples! Sign up for our 688-yuan meme-quoting course. It's guaranteed to boost your cultivation!

Blurb 2:

System: Streamer, how can you fall in love with your own master? That's utterly outrageous!

Yi Qiungbai: What if the master is really good-looking? A slim waist, a slender build, and he blushes easily.

System: Outrageous!

Yi Qiungbai: What if he's thoughtful and considerate, and treats you really, really well? He gives you whatever you want.

System: Outrageous!

Yi Qiungbai: ...What's it to you? I'm going after him.

Blurb 3:

All the disciples of the Qingluan Sect know that the Third Elder is like an immortal from Penglai, detached from the mortal world.

That is, until he takes an apprentice.

When his apprentice wants a sword, he spends a day and a night picking one out at the Sword Tomb.

When his apprentice wants to sing karaoke, he sings along until he's hoarse.

When his apprentice wants a second cup of milk tea at half price, he sings a brainrot theme song in front of the milk tea shop clerk...

The Sect Leader kindly reminds him that a master doesn't have to go that far.

But he says, "I'm trying to win him over."

The System and the Sect Leader ask together: "Win him over, win him over, but does he know you like him?"

1. Updates every other day at 9 p.m.

2. Both leads are each other's first and only, happy ending

Theme: Never forget your original intentions