Copywriting one:
"Sir, you should dress neatly in public so as not to cause trouble to others."
Lin Shaoyou put the document in his hand on his knees and raised his head in confusion: "But I am in my living room, does it count as a public place?"
Lin Su choked for a moment and said calmly: "If you are like this, I have reason to suspect that you are hiding bad intentions."
Lin Shaoyou chuckled, raised his eyebrows and said, "Aren't you the one hiding bad intentions?"
Copywriting two:
The senior brother who kindly recommended a job sent her a text message asking: "Why do you want to change jobs if you are doing well?"
She was speechless, after all, the employer was not salty, not greasy, did not abuse his employees, and paid wages on time. There was almost nothing wrong with him.
If I must say his faults--
He's just always wandering around the room,
The clothes are always loose, and the chest and abdominal muscles are looming,
It disturbs the eyes of others and makes their hearts turn yellow.
Intention: Don't underestimate yourself