The only regular members of our cosplay group are Dick, Tim, and Damian.
Jason? No Jason.
Our Jasons are always last-minute hires. We only look for one when we need one, usually by randomly pulling someone from the crowd at a convention.
Batman? You said the word, right?
Then I have to tell you about our cosplay group's specialty... Bat-Cat!!
This black cat followed us on its own when we were heading home from a convention. It's really clever, and Damian wanted it as soon as he saw it, so he took it home.
For some reason, though, it is especially attached to Dick (?).
Later, whenever we went out as the Batfamily, people would always ask where Batman was. There were hardly any people cosplaying Batman, and none of us could pull it off, so we decided to let the cat cosplay as him.
It was a perfect fit (agreed).
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Another convention, and once again, we turned around and the cat was gone.
We said we'd keep an eye on it, but we were all busy taking photos with people, and the cat slipped away in a high-quality Batman suit.
Now we're searching the whole convention venue for the cat (helpless).
And when we finally found it, we all transmigrated together.
All right, Dick needs a moment.
Group transmigration.
The cat, Dick, Jason (but outsourced), Tim, and Damian are all here.
"The Things These Guys Will Do to Get Home"
We've got a ragtag crew. Now where's the audience?
Includes, but is not limited to:
Dick: Why would you throw a flashbang around like that?!
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Damian: Get out of my way! (Thud, thud, thud!)
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Tim: Your daddy once told you that in Gotham, you're only... a little girl.
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Gotham Batman: ?
What, you ask about the cat? He turned into a person.
We gave him just a tiny bit of catlike behavior, so you can tell he's actually a cat (not really).
Dick, the eldest brother who's basically everyone's mom, shining with maternal affection: Transmigration is normal. The teammates aren't.
Jason, Tim, and Damian: We want a boy mom.
Theme: Support the idea of Batman as a cat!
