My Husband, Whom I Killed, Came Back to Life After Watching a 30-Second Ad

A new help post appears on the Earth Online forum:

Help! I killed my husband on our wedding night and buried him in the backyard, but he came back to life and came looking for me. What should I do?

I'm an ordinary young man from a small town. Both my parents are dead, but they left me a house, so I have plenty to eat and wear. My husband was from out of town. He said it was love at first sight and pursued me relentlessly. He sent me flowers, walked me home, patiently listened to me talk about my past, and chatted with me about everything from poetry to our hopes for life. I was so moved that I finally said yes when he proposed.

That is, until I discovered my husband's secret on our wedding night...

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