Former livestreaming sales host, now a demon who somehow got herself a job in the Immortal Bureaucracy x Unlucky big shot whose immortal post was stolen
An Yu, a livestreaming sales host, transmigrates into another world and becomes a stone demon of the same kind as Lady Shiji. By a twist of fate, she gets caught up in an Immortal Venerable's tribulation lightning.
The good news: She takes human form and ascends in the Immortal Venerable's place. Without taking a written exam or going through an interview, she gets an immortal job with absolutely no effort.
The bad news: She ascended under the title of War God, but has not a trace of spiritual power or magical skill.
"Immortal Venerable, the Dragon King's palace was smashed by a blond punk. The Dragon King wants his life and is even demanding that the high seas be ceded to him. The mortal realm asks you to mediate."
An Yu: "Then give them to him?"
The immortal looked troubled. "Jurisdiction over the high seas doesn't belong to us. Besides, the blond punk's father is..."
"Immortal Venerable, the fox demon drained the emperor's life essence because of his philandering. The capital is in chaos now."
An Yu: Good. He deserved it.
Huh? No, that's not...
"Immortal Venerable, a young man nicknamed Long Aotian has collected every innate spirit flame passed down from ancient times, including the Samadhi True Fire. The Grand Supreme Elder Lord was so furious he fainted..."
"Immortal Lord, the Demon Venerable has just sent you a challenge, saying he wants to fight the number one in the Immortal Realm to the death..."
Helpless, An Yu has no choice but to cling to the golden thigh of the brilliant Immortal Lord who was supposed to ascend in her place.
#Let's just get through this first
#As long as I have this immortal job, I'll hang on for one more day :)
After all, she holds an official post in the Immortal Realm, so being summoned by the Celestial Court from time to time is par for the course.
But a day in Heaven is a year on Earth, and each trip often keeps her away for years, even decades.
Her golden thigh, Ming Jizhou, knew from the start that she often used "seclusion" as an excuse to disappear from his side for a while. He never gave it much thought. When she was gone, he simply carried on with his cultivation. It was like having one less nuisance around, and things were a little more peaceful.
But one day, sometime later, he began asking her as if it were nothing: "When will you go into seclusion next time? I could go into seclusion with you, and come out with you..."
Content warnings:
1. This blurb is provisional. Some details may be revised later.
2. The heroine isn't really a stone :)
3. I'll add more if I think of anything.
Theme: Creating a beautiful life
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