[My new novel, The Cannon Fodder Tames Beasts with Science and Dominates the Cultivation World [Book Transmigration], is now available. Blurb at the bottom.]
Blurb:
Sunny, attention-loving human celebrity, older top x pure-hearted, devoted fox guard, younger bottom
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After getting drunk, Ruan Zhiyu was walking down the street when a fox tried to scam her.
She didn't hold back. She buried herself in the fox right there and then.
She furiously stroked its tail, buried her face in its belly, kissed its mouth...
And accidentally livestreamed the whole thing to the internet.
The next morning, she woke up sober and found herself trending under the tag "Fox-Sniffing Fiend."
She had forcibly carried the beautiful fox home, and now the two of them were staring at each other.
Ruan Zhiyu, who had already died of embarrassment: ...
Ruan Zhiyu, who had already died of embarrassment but couldn't resist sniffing the fox: Hehe. You're here now, so don't even think of leaving.
Ruan Zhiyu was determined to be a good pet owner, but this fox was hard to please.
When she took it to the hospital for treatment, it bristled and bared its teeth at the equipment and needles.
She bought it expensive toys to play with, but it ignored them, then happily raced around the house carrying a broken stick in its mouth.
When she put on the TV for it, it reached out with a paw to scratch the mouths of the actors kissing on screen, then circled around whining and yowling as if cursing them for half an hour.
Ruan Zhiyu tried everything she could think of, but she couldn't satisfy this strange fox.
Luckily, a hugely popular pet variety show invited her to bring the fox on the program.
She hugged the fox in her arms, grinning from ear to ear.
"Little lucky star, Mommy's going to reward you with a hundred kisses!"
Who knew the fox would turn into a human that very night?
She claimed to be a commander of the imperial guards from ancient times, and solemnly saluted Ruan Zhiyu.
"This subordinate does not enjoy kisses. Please show some restraint."
Ruan Zhiyu was dumbfounded.
So the adorable fox she'd been sniffing wasn't a cute little fox at all, but a...
Handsome, dashing beauty with long legs, a slim waist, and abs?!
Ruan Zhiyu looked her up and down, then from side to side, and finally said:
"Turn back."
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P.S.:
1. The fox in this story is a supernatural fantasy creature. Please don't compare it to real foxes.
2. The entertainment industry elements in this story are fictional and may not be accurate. Please don't associate them with real people or events in the entertainment industry.
3. Ruan Zhiyu has an ex.
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Blurb for my new novel, The Cannon Fodder Tames Beasts with Science and Dominates the Cultivation World [Book Transmigration]:
Clever, cheeky, ambitious top, older x protective, teary-eyed, laid-back bottom, younger
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Animal trainer Guan Muyun underwent Book Transmigration.
She became a cannon fodder servant in a cultivation novel,
who was about to poison the protagonist shou as part of the plot,
then get casually killed by the protagonist gong.
Guan Muyun acted immediately: Run!
If she runs fast enough, the plot won't catch her!
But she never imagined that,
on the run, she would casually save a little crybaby who had fallen off a cliff,
and accidentally activate the Gu worm of shared life and death in her arms.
From then on, their lives were bound together.
If one died,
the other wouldn't survive either.
And this young master of a prestigious family, named Nangong Wanxing,
was the villain from the original novel, who fell in love without reciprocation, turned evil in anger, and met a tragic end.
Guan Muyun: ??? My life matters too!!!
To stay alive until the ending, Guan Muyun made a plan:
First,
train hard,
save up spirit stones,
and buy an antidote pill as soon as possible.
Second,
stop Nangong Wanxing from turning evil,
keep her alive,
and thereby keep herself alive too.
But she soon discovered that
the original owner's spiritual root aptitude was astonishingly poor.
After ten years of cultivation, she was still a low-level weakling.
And her modern scientific knowledge of animal training, in this cultivation world...
Could she really soothe maddened spirit beasts with her bare hands?
Could she help ordinary spirit beasts break through their bloodline seals and evolve into ancient divine beasts?
Could she even... summon the power of all beasts by herself and repel a demonic invasion?!
Guan Muyun: Suddenly, this plot doesn't seem so bad?
As her cultivation steadily improved,
her spirit stone balance kept rising,
and the day she could remove the Gu worm drew nearer,
Guan Muyun felt that life was looking brighter and brighter.
But could someone tell her
why the young master Nangong was looking at her more and more strangely,
and following her around all day?
"Senior Sister Guan, from now on, you're mine! If anyone bullies you, I'll protect you!"
"Senior Sister Guan, from now on, you have to obey me and be my personal lackey!"
"Senior Sister Guan, if you dare treat me badly, I'll... cry a river and drown you!"
Guan Muyun: ...Where's the ruthless, evil villain who was supposed to turn dark? Who's this childish little crybaby in front of me?!
[Little scene]
At the bond-forming ceremony, red candles shone bright.
But at that very moment, the Heavenly Dao descended with divine punishment, intending to erase the cannon fodder and villain who should have been written out of the story long ago.
Nangong Wanxing took a fatal blow meant for Guan Muyun, leaving her life hanging by a thread.
The phantom of the Heavenly Dao hung in midair, laughing cruelly.
"Outsider, if you are willing to kill her with your own hands...
I can make her die alone and spare your life."
Guan Muyun stood protectively in front of Nangong Wanxing,
facing the oppressive aura of the Heavenly Dao, she smiled with calm assurance.
"What a rotten Heavenly Dao."
"You want my wife's life? You'll have to get through me first."
[Important content warnings]
1. The plot and romance are given equal weight. The plot takes a long time to develop, the protagonists have maximum plot armor throughout, and this is not a typical level-up story.
2. The romance features the gong doting on the shou, with a bickering-couple dynamic and a long period of mutual attraction. The shou has a nominal fiancée early on and, due to the Heavenly Dao's influence, doesn't know she's in love with the gong. In the original novel, the villain's descent into darkness wasn't actually caused by love.
3. Events involving outdoor activities, animal training, and pet care are entirely invented by the author to suit the plot. Please don't compare them to real life.
4. The setting is a cultivation world in the early stages of development. The fantasy power level is moderately low. All cultivators need food and drink to survive, and spirit beasts never turn into humans.
5. There is a secondary couple.
Theme: Face life with a kind, open-minded heart and a smile.
Fox, fox, next time, you will only be teased even more severely [cover your face and peek][cover your face and peek]
Hey, the enemy's methods are much stronger this time.
These two are so cute, so innocent 😆
The author is so innocent [smile] I want to see more details
After reading it in one sitting, I just thought the two protagonists were so cute! Why did it end so quickly? Woohoo, you two must grow old together ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You can also pay, good-looking, happy baby girl!
Hey, these two foxes, red and white, are so cute
I thought it was a dual personality, but in a sense it's the same [Shut up]
I feel like the professor is not a good person [glasses]
Is it over so soon? I'm so reluctant to let it go.