[Western Crossover] Biggie’s Gotham Chronicles

[Justice League Diplomatic Incident Report No. 042]

Case Code: W.E.R. (Worldwide Extraordinary Representative)

Case Summary:

A beagle from the Chinese Paranormal Management Bureau unexpectedly gained self-awareness during the spiritual qi revival.

During an international cultural exchange incident, she was sent to Justice League headquarters, where she successfully demolished a third of the conference room before Batman arrived.

Code Name: Abby.

Characteristics: Full eyeliner, loud voice, questionable intelligence, overbearing attitude.

Current Status: Taken home by Gotham's nightmare for observation.

--- Excerpt from the Justice League Senior Staff Meeting ---

Superman: "B, is she doing okay over there?"

Wonder Woman: "She sounds healthy in the background, and very... energetic."

Green Lantern (quietly): "I dreamed about her last night. That isn't a good sign."

Batman: "She's learned to open doors, refrigerators, and the Batmobile."

And so, a diplomatic incident escalated into a family crisis.

From then on, a new sound rang out in Gotham's night sky:

"Wer!!!"

Jason was returning the slow-feeder bowl,

Damian was writing a training plan,

Dick was cleaning up the mess and mourning his cereal,

Alfred was making tea...

She stole Poison Ivy's flowers to snack on, gulped down Scarecrow's fear toxin, and bit through Bane's oxygen tube.

And Bruce Wayne, amid countless puppy alarms at 4 a.m.,

finally understood what a true disaster was.

The Justice League declined further interviews about the incident.

Gotham police are still searching for the Batmobile that the "diplomatic representative" drove off in. If you have any leads, please contact Young Master Wayne of Gotham.

Note:

1. No character changes. A happy, cozy short story.

2. The outline is complete. This story won't be abandoned.

3. Constructive and reasonable writing advice is welcome. Thank you.

Theme: If you're unhappy, go make trouble for someone else.