The first time the cat met Madara Uchiha, it stole his sushi.
The first time the cat tried to comfort someone, it got that white-haired guy to grill fish for it all day.
The cat was always puzzled by why people were so sad about death.
Madara told it that the bonds between people couldn't be broken.
The cat wondered: could it have bonds of its own? It asked him that, too.
Madara laughed freely. "From the moment we met, our bond was already there. Like, if I were in danger and about to die, would you come help me?"
"My condolences. The cat might make you a serving of inari sushi."
"...What?" Madara Uchiha didn't know how to respond.
"Because the cat has to eat the rest itself."
"...You stupid cat."
A little idea I had recently.
Theme: A story seen through a cat's eyes