[Gintama] The Proper Thing to Do Is Eat Your Fill on Earth

I, Suyue, am a member of the Yato clan. My dream is to travel around the universe, but I hit a snag on a certain blue planet and was "picked up" by an Earth woman using spicy senbei crackers.

Later, I was afraid I'd burden her by eating too much. Then I saw her secretly coughing up blood, so after eating the last pickled radish in her house, I ran away.

Now I work at the Hokuto Seiken ramen shop in Kabukicho. The pretty proprietress feeds me, Kagura-chan eats with me, and some tax thief keeps wanting to blast me with a rocket launcher. But his sister used to be my owner, so I don't dare hit him.

Life was pretty fulfilling until today, when the orange-haired lunatic I'd fought with several times before stood on the ramen shop roof and shouted at me through a megaphone:

"Suyue, come back to the Seventh Division with me! I want to fight you every day. I'll steal the bald guy's secret stash to support you!"

I looked at him, then at Kagura beside me, who had already drawn her umbrella and was glaring dangerously, and then at everyone behind me, their faces full of anger...

--Help, all I want is to eat in peace on Earth!

Theme: Beware of people who carry umbrellas even when the sky is clear!