One of My Straight Friends

I met a straight guy with a gorgeous voice while gaming.

I liked him so much that we met up in person.

Wait, wait, wait, bestie, didn't you say you were a 200-jin big fatty? How come you're a walking male-model physique?

Wait, wait, wait, bestie, didn't you say you were straight? Why are you carrying me toward the bed?

Damn it, if you don't like me, then stop leading me on, okay?

Theme: Personal growth