I Wooed That Dragon-Slaying Hero [Quick Transmigration]

[I've been wavering on whether to write a quick transmigration story. I'll decide after Zhizhi finishes writing. The blurb won't change.]

Ling Yuhuan is a standard domineering protagonist from a web-novel platform: aside from not building a harem or getting involved in messy relationships, there's nothing particularly special about him.

A perfectly ordinary template for a spoiled young master.

But one day, after an accident binds him to an enemy System, everything seems to change without a sound...

[The Darling Wife System 000 is honored to serve you]

Forced to enter the Quick Transmigration Bureau, Ling Yuhuan sees the mission requirements, which are practically painful to read. He's all but ready to burn this System, which wears its vulgarity on its sleeve, to the ground...

[Dear Host, from now on, I'll help you become a qualified darling wife]

Ling Yuhuan: ...Go to hell.

*

When a man's warm, damp palm strokes Ling Yuhuan's skin, the unfamiliar, tingling sensation makes this spoiled young master almost unable to stand.

His face flushed red as he glared at the grinning man.

"What the hell did you put in my drink?!"

The man only raised an eyebrow and smiled, rubbing Ling Yuhuan's lean waist as he spoke in a low voice.

"You know, sweetheart. It was just a cup of hot water."

"And now, this pleasure belongs to us alone..."

*

Tattered clothes hung from Ling Yuhuan's shoulders. The faint scars branded in hidden places showed through the gaps, catching the man's eye and turning into kindling that made the fire between them burn hotter.

Ling Yuhuan straddled the man and used one hand to tighten a belt around his vulnerable throat, watching with a cold smile as the man's face gradually turned red.

"Where do you think you're going? Have I become boring to you?"

"I never said you could leave."

He smiled and bent down, moving close to the man's ear. Teasingly, he pressed the thigh he had propped beside the man's face over his nose and mouth.

"Didn't you say you wanted to ruin me?"

"I'm right here. Do you dare?"

*

(Note from September 2025) Reader advisory: My kinks got the better of me. This isn't a story about a delicate, beautiful baby. There's a much-loved-by-everyone type of protagonist, but it's one-on-one, and it won't be easy to bring a domineering protagonist to heel. I can't think of any other warnings for now. I guess it boils down to bad people getting doted on by other bad people.

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I probably won't start writing it for now. I'll see after Zhizhi finishes their story.

Theme: To me, you may be ordinary, but you're one of a kind.