*A sweet-talking streamer whose clickbait titles earn everyone's ire x a pure-hearted, naturally dark tentacle creature who falls for her through wishful thinking*
Recently, a novel-writing livestream has become popular across the Star Net, and in a very strange way.
[Streamer Livestream Recording]:
"My Stepson Caught His Stepmother Doing That Thing" The night I married into the Shen family, it was raining...
"A Guide to Adventures on the Restricted Succubus Continent" By the Demon King's command, I went to seduce the hero...
"After Divorcing Over an Unsatisfying Love Life, I Ran Into My Beta Ex-Husband, That Gloomy Bastard, at a Bar," "After Being Reborn, I Grew Those Kind of Tentacles"...
The comments beneath the recording were full of abuse.
[The streamer has no regard for human decency! ...Wait, they're not doing it?]
[The streamer is spreading harmful values! ...Hang on, they're succubi. Why can't demons eat demons? Don't members of the same species avoid eating each other?]
[Come on, you can get back together after an unsatisfying love life? ...No, just tell us what kind of toy it is!]
[Hello, streamer. According to scientific fact, humans cannot become a ■■ species. Also, I've noticed that you have some misconceptions about our people. As a member of the ■■ species, it's my duty to protect our image, so if you'd like to write this kind of story, please contact me on Star Net at @"_…@…:~:". I'd be happy to answer your questions and provide information.]
Lu Xingzhu read the comments, initially basking in the satisfaction of getting back at the interstellar netizens. In her previous life, she'd been a 404 author, until a bolt of lightning struck her and sent her to a desolate planet in another world. She'd then been bound to a System for a certain literary site that wouldn't let her write below the neck, costing her the career she'd built her life around.
Any words she wrote that didn't comply with the System's rules would be replaced with strings of ■■■■■.
In a fit of rage, she started writing chaste stories to spite the readers.
She knew she'd be cursed out for luring people in with her blurbs, but at least she'd already made the money... Huh?
Why was this comment so unusual?
*
[Your livestream has been reported by multiple users and has been suspended.]
Lu Xingzhu never imagined she'd one day get banned from a livestreaming platform for writing chaste stories that only went as far as the neck.
She turned her anger into an appetite and was about to rush out and eat to her heart's content, when she opened the door and found a huge bucket of octopus delivery outside her neighbor's door.
Lu Xingzhu leaned in for a closer look and exclaimed at how fresh it looked. She went back inside, grabbed a sticky note, wrote three words on it, and stuck it to the neighbor's door.
: Please send the link.
Only later did she learn that her neighbor had been on a long trip, run short of water and shrunk down, so he had arranged to be delivered home as fresh seafood.
...He was also the very tentacled viewer who had given her information about the ■■ species, and he had known for ages that the notorious streamer on Star Net lived right across from him.
He thought she knew, too.
After all, she'd been asking about his private life nonstop for a long time, and often made bold confessions that made the tips of his tentacles curl up. And at her request, he'd sent her so many pictures of his body, showing her so many details...
He thought she'd recognized him long ago.
Otherwise, why did she always stare at him so openly whenever they ran into each other? The tips of his tentacles trembled under her gaze.
And what he understood by "Please send the link" was...
Lu Xingzhu: ...I wasn't asking you to mate with me!!
@"_…@…:~:": Then why did you send me those pictures you took of me last night and say you wanted to eat me?
Lu Xingzhu was devastated: I took those pictures because I wanted to search for the same kind of ingredient!
Who knew that was you in miniature?
Theme: Let's start cleaning up the Star Net by doing our part.
