The King of Xianzhou Nan Tong Makes a Grand Entrance [Honkai: Star Rail]

The author’s niche favorites are getting their moment in the spotlight. Please go easy on me [orz].

Seven hundred years ago, to the Vidyadhara High Elder, the “gift from above” that stirred ripples in his stagnant life, a descendant who would carry on his bloodline, was a one-of-a-kind treasure.

Dan Heng thought he was terribly unlucky.

One chance encounter seven hundred years ago had forced his life onto a rough road leading who knew where.

Dan Heng: Thanks, but maybe I should restart this miserable life. I’d better pick a good name for my next one...

“Dan Heng, how have you been lately? It’s been so long. I’ve missed you...”

“Dan Heng, I like you so much~”

“Mr. Dan Heng, do you know that in this vast sea of stars, every meeting is a miracle woven by ‘Beauty’?”

“Mr. Dan Heng, there’s no need to worry. I’m sure you’re not an idiot, right?”

“My dear friend, we still have an unsettled wager between us. Will you reject me?”

“Welcome, my savior who fell from the sky.”

“...”

The handsome young man raised his eyes to face the romantic entanglements he had somehow failed to escape. His expressionless face reflected a heart that had given up on life.

At last, he gritted his teeth, anger flaring in his heart. “Aha, I’ll never forgive you for as long as I live!”

[Hehe~ Aha is a good person. Aha obviously did something wonderful for you!]

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Some out-of-character moments are normal. What fanfic isn’t a little out of character? The author slowly gets down on their knees...

Dan Heng is the top in this story. The protagonist is always the top, with no switching. Take note!!! Dan Heng is the top!!! [The little Azure Dragon Dan Heng gets picked on the whole time. The plot is lighthearted and comedic, following the original setting. No angsting over love and hate, just trembling in fear.]

Warning! Warning!

The pairings in this story are chaotic, but Mr. Dan Heng always stays on top. If that’s not your thing, please just leave. Don’t attack the cook, thank you. [Amen]

A preliminary list of other male guests who might appear:

Trailblazer Caelus, Blade, Yingxing, Jing Yuan, Aventurine, Boothill, Dr. Ratio, Gepard, Sampo, Argenti, Luocha, Gallagher, Jiaoqiu, Teng Xiao (?), the Yaya next door with the same voice, Moze, Bai’e, Anaxa, Mydei, and others

Important note:

The outline for this story is already set. Even if HoYoverse changes the lore later, I won’t revise it. Please forgive me if the story diverges from HoYoverse’s later developments _(:з)∠)_

The main story will go up to Amphoreus. Look forward to it!

Thanks to Fu Wei for permission to use their gorgeous artwork!

Please add my new story to your collection!

[Honkai: Star Rail] era: Aren’t I Supposed to Be Everyone’s Type?

Blurb:

This story contains a lethal dose of the tropes the author loves. If you don’t like them, please leave as soon as possible!!!

You’ve started this Trailblazing game over...

“Hi, everyone. I’m your husband. That’s right, the real deal. That’s my game ID!”

“Or would you rather call me Heartbroken Mother Cockroach? Fine, just kidding. If ‘husband’ doesn’t work, call me Number One.”

Maybe you’ve already used up all your luck just by meeting those people...

You tilt your head and sneer. So that’s why you made me go through 179 pulls to get the absolute worst guarantee?

Friend, have you heard of era? It’s the greatest game ever! Absolutely!

What? You want to know what’s so great about it?

Well, of course

A high-freedom dating sim where you can pick any of thousands of wives and do whatever you want with them!!!

Look here!

We’ve got handsome, easygoing Xianzhou generals; mysterious, beautiful Vidyadhara High Elders; striking executives from the interstellar corporations; scholars from the Genius Society; mysterious young men from unknown worlds, and more. Pick whichever type you like. We guarantee you the best experience.

If you’re interested, why wait?

Come click to add it to your collection and download this Trailblazing era game~

You: Wait, the game never said the characters it gave me would be real! I’m so screwed now QAQ

“General, please do me a favor. I’ll quit as soon as I reach 100% affection.” “Dan Heng, why do I have a mosaic, but you don’t? Let me see!” “Caelus, want to look at the flower of decay?”

March 7th: Caelus, what are you looking at next to Number One?

Caelus: A comic.

March 7th, scratching her head: Why are both guys in this comic naked?

You: ...The internet’s too slow. Their clothes haven’t loaded.

Caelus: Number One’s so pitiful. He’s so dark.

Dan Heng: ...

March 7th: ???

Important reminders:

: The protagonist has a very player-like mindset. The story is in second person, and the protagonist is always the top, on the left side of every pairing.

If you’ve played this game, come on in! You’re in for a treat~(˶╹ꇴ╹˶)~

: The author’s Trailblazer is always Caelus.

: This is pure brain-off indulgence. The plot is dead.

: This zombie author has eaten their own brain!!!

Theme: All rivers flow to the sea, and mountains join in song. The immortal path will stretch on for ten thousand miles.