The 208Th Breakup

Copywriting of this article: "Let's break up!" This is the 208th time Xu Jiayan has proposed breaking up. "What happened to my eldest lady?" Shen Juan looked at the red exclamation mark on WeChat and wailed in the dormitory. His roommates had become accustomed to it. The two of them broke up more frequently than they dated. And where is our "eldest lady" at this time? The first day Xu Jiayan broke up: I will never fall in love again The day after the breakup: Oh, no man is good (except himself) The third day after breaking up: Miss him, miss him, miss him The seventh day after the breakup: Shen Juan, if you have the guts, why don't you come to me to get back together, right? On the tenth day after the breakup, the roommate finally couldn't bear the eldest daughter nagging her like a resentful woman in the dormitory every day, so he decided to take the eldest daughter to a bar to get drunk. "I won't go, I have decided to seal my heart and love..." "There are some new male models in this bar, they look like this!" The roommate waved his cell phone in front of Xu Jiayan. "When are you going?" On the tenth day after the breakup, Shen Juan looked at the moving little blue dot on his phone and stopped at a bar. "Okay, very good, Xu Jiayan," Shen Juan gritted his teeth and rushed out with his cell phone. When he arrived at the bar, he saw Xu Jiayan sitting among a group of male models, still touching their abdominal muscles with his hands. Xu Jiayan was sitting at the bar and felt a chill behind him for some reason. He got up to go to the bathroom, but was held down from behind. Shen Juan pressed him against the wall, and whispered into his ear sinisterly like a wet snake spitting messages: "Baby, are my little brother's abdominal muscles easy to touch?" Super spunky tsundere princess 1×loyal dog in front of others and dank male ghost in back 0 Xu Jiayan attacks Shen Juanshou, brainless cookies, light and happy wind, doting on each other with double thick arrows Demining: 1. She is both aggressive and arrogant, with a little bit of the attributes of a spoiled wife, and she is a mindless pamperer. 2. Shou is not really a dog licker, both of them love each other very much, and the contrast between the front and back of Shou is very big, both sides are super thick arrows, and they cannot be reversed unless they are broken down. 3. Shou will have a very strong desire to control and will do some things that are unacceptable to ordinary people, but Gong enjoys it. 4. The brain circuits of two people are not normal. As long as one person is normal, they cannot be together. Purpose: Love against all odds