The 208th Breakup

Blurb:

“Let’s break up!”

This is Xu Jiayan’s 208th time asking to break up.

“What is it this time, Your Highness?” Shen Juan groans in the dormitory as he stares at the red exclamation mark on WeChat. His roommates are used to it by now. These two break up more often than they go on dates.

And what’s their “Your Highness” doing right now?

Day one after the breakup: I’m never dating again.

Day two: Hmph, men are all trash. Except me, obviously.

Day three: I miss him, I miss him, I miss him.

Day seven: Shen Juan, you’ve got some nerve. You’re really not coming to beg me to get back together?

On the tenth day after the breakup, the roommates finally can’t take listening to Your Highness mutter like a jilted wife in the dorm every day, so they decide to take him to a bar to get drunk.

“I’m not going. I’ve decided to lock my heart away...”

“There are some new male models at this bar, and they look like this!” His roommate waves a phone in front of Xu Jiayan.

“When are we going?”

On the tenth day after the breakup, Shen Juan watches the little blue dot moving across his phone screen stop at a bar.

“Fine. Great, Xu Jiayan,” he grits out, grabbing his phone and charging outside.

When he gets to the bar, he sees Xu Jiayan sitting among a group of male models, one hand on someone’s abs.

Xu Jiayan is sitting in the bar when, for some reason, he feels a chill down his back. He gets up to go to the restroom, only to be grabbed and pinned from behind.

Shen Juan slams him hard against the wall and speaks softly by his ear, his voice as sinister as a snake hissing: “Baby, were the little hottie’s abs nice to touch?”

Super high-maintenance, tsundere princess top x loyal puppy in public, creepy obsessive ghost in private bottom

Xu Jiayan is the top, Shen Juan the bottom. A brainless little sweet treat, lighthearted comedy, and mutual devotion with both sides completely smitten.

Content notes: 1. The top is fussy and tsundere, with a bit of a princessy, wife-like streak. The bottom spoils him without question.

2. The bottom isn’t a real simp. They’re both head over heels, and the bottom is very different in public and private. They’re both completely devoted to each other; no role reversal.

3. The bottom is extremely controlling and will do things most people wouldn’t accept, but the top enjoys it.

4. Neither of them thinks normally. If even one of them did, they could never be together.

Theme: Love can overcome any hardship.