[A Half-Civilized Grandma Is Actually a Big, Dog-Like Apocalypse Foodie]
The only two things Fang Suijin wanted before she died were a good meal and to return to her roots.
After outliving her abusive husband (though she had always encouraged the old man to smoke and drink more)
and raising her oversized grandson (though she had actually raised him to be gay),
the seventy-four-year-old grandma packed up and left in the middle of winter.
But she woke up in a strange garbage truck,
and was bizarrely praised for having such a strong stomach.
Outside the window, corn people were chasing her.
Well, she was hungry.
Then she'd eat the corn!
Eat the crazy radish in the prison!
Eat the mutant dumplings from the dumpling factory!
Eat all the steaks in the school auditorium!
Eat the giant cactus in the Gobi Desert after its spines had been plucked off!
As she kept eating, Fang Suijin discovered she was getting younger and younger!
At the same time, the apocalypse's chaos vanished, and she ate the old world!
Just then, the garbage truck that had fought alongside her revealed a shocking secret...
--A little scene--
Seven o'clock in the morning. The [Garbage Truck] recruitment department.
Observer Three hesitated. "Can this old lady really do it?"
A woman with an impassive expression said, "You should be worrying that she might take this truck apart and sell it for scrap."
(At this moment, Fang Suijin was gnawing on a golden remote control with half a molar.)
Observer Three: "..." Two seconds later, sure enough, there was proof of her track record.
[Name: Fang Suijin
Track record: At seventy-three, she argued with an old man who had bullied her, and he dropped dead the next day; at seventy, she pulled the hair of an old sister-in-law who had bullied her, and the woman went senile the next day; at sixty-eight, she fought a sow, and the sow charged into a tree... In short, she has quite an appetite.]
--Reader's Guide--
1. The main theme is "eating." Eating makes you strong; eating creates a new world.
2. Traveling between planes + post-apocalyptic road trip + mild horror + mission-based leveling.
3. Grandma gets younger. There's no obligation not to rejuvenate.
4. Fang Suijin's name means "getting more prosperous with every passing year."
5. This blurb was saved on September 23, 2025, with a screen recording.
Theme: The earth is rejuvenated.
