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“Cheating report submitted. Player, please wait patiently.”
The long-missing dungeon administrator and notorious cheater felt a weight lift from his shoulders.
The next second, however, Bian Yunxiao pressed a gun to his head.
The young man with indescribable eyes said, “Hey there, this is the administrator's express review channel. You're welcome to come play again in your next life~”
Bang!
Adventure blogger Bian Yunxiao came back from the dead. To recover his memories and footage and uncover the truth,
he grabbed his equipment, drove straight into a danger zone, and got swept into an endless highway game.
These damn dungeons were full of traps.
Bian Yunxiao did as he pleased, no matter how bewildered everyone else was.
He treated dungeons like tourist attractions, interviewed NPCs as if they were locals, and took bloody massacres for local customs.
Everyone: Big brother, are you insane?!
Bian Yunxiao: Don't ask. I'm just passionate about my job.
Everyone waited for him to get himself killed.
Instead, reports about Bian Yunxiao clearing the beginner dungeon in ten days and perfectly linking four high-risk dungeons in half a year stayed pinned to the forums for a whole month.
He was known as a “monster rookie” inside the game, and outside it, he went viral across the internet for his clever dungeon clears and high-quality videos.
According to his plan, he would recover all his memories within a year, finish gathering his footage, and retire from the world of endless games.
But he never imagined his true identity was “Game Administrator No. 0,” who had been missing for a long time.
Bian Yunxiao looked at the group of “old, weak, sick, and disabled” people he had left behind after clearing the dungeons. Nobody had told him he would have to clean up this mess himself.
So he obediently sat in the livestream studio everyone had built in the dungeon and held up his sign:
The safety rating for tours through endless dungeons is perfect! Experience dungeon stories for yourself, and if you get hurt, an administrator will arrive immediately to heal you!
We have
Excellent staff!
[In the background: A coworker takes an eyeball out of someone's stomach and puts it back in.]
Rich storylines!
[In the background: A clumsy employee accidentally prints a glowing review as a scathing public review.]
The comments filled with “hahaha,” but nobody placed an order.
Bian Yunxiao: ^^ Could you all please stop causing trouble?
Just as Bian Yunxiao was wallowing in mild despair,
a pair of hands grabbed him from behind. A handsome young man emerged from a black portal, and the two leaned together intimately.
Even the impact of two stunningly beautiful faces was not enough to cause a sensation.
The official account of the Rong Group, which usually posted nothing but announcements, immediately posted: “Second Young Master!!! We've been looking for you for so long QAQ, ”
Comments: ??? Didn't this guy die of an illness?
So... could we all get the chance to see our deceased friends and family again?
Once everyone caught on, the previously unpopular passage tickets between the two worlds sold out in three seconds.
After successfully placing an order, a message appeared automatically on their phone screens:
[Administrator No. 0 will safeguard your dungeon journey.]
Emotionally clueless, extremely responsible administrator bottom (Bian Yunxiao)
Gave up being human for love, mischievous younger top, rich second-generation heir (Rong Ce)
Theme: Life keeps moving forward.
