Pseudo-Anime Crossover: The Grudge House

There are always some people in this world you'd love to see dead. But for some people, even making them die would be too easy a punishment. So: "It's better to leave professional work to professionals. Amateurs... step aside." - Uramiya "As long as you can pay, I can even get you the Prime Minister's private phone number." - Information Broker "No. I have a strong professional ethic. Don't lump me in with those violent gangs." - Uramiya "Uramiya, if you keep clinging to that ridiculous professional ethic, I'll find a new partner!" - Information Broker "How about keeping your professional ethics in your main line of work, while taking on a side gig or two?" - Uramiya "How about being a host? With a face like yours, Uramiya, you could make a million a month. I can recommend a host club. But of course, I'll take a cut." - Information Broker "No, a side gig is absolutely out of the question... I'd get a serious scolding..." - Uramiya "Hmm, I'm kind of interested... but I won't do anything for free." - Information Broker PS1: A story about Uramiya, who has the looks of a host, and an Information Broker, who's a total shut-in. PS2: An unstoppable duo: one with professional ethics, the other obsessed with money. PS3: At first glance, this story may seem to have questionable values, but both the author's values and the story's values are perfectly sound. However, for various reasons, readers under fifteen are strongly advised to read with caution. PS4: This story's setting is an extension of the Japanese manga Uramiya Honpo, but the plot and story have nothing to do with the original. Please note. The Kagamine twins are so adorable, I could die >/////< . I put up a poll, so everyone come vote [covers face] I'm going to write all these stories anyway, and the order doesn't matter... So, ladies, get voting~