Lana has to leave for Paris to pursue further studies, so her Talon coffee shop becomes a problem. It's vacation time, and Clark Kent is bored out of his mind. "Leave it to me!" he says.
Lana walks away, doubtful. Clark proudly takes down the "Closed" sign on the door, ready to welcome in a new day of business!
But... uh... well.
"Um... sir," Clark says nervously as he walks over. "The coffee shop doesn't allow customers in skintight suits..."
"...But, sigh... even if you are Clark Kent, that's still not allowed. I can give you a five percent discount at most..."
1. Inspired by the superhero cafe from HISHE.
2. This guy has already finished off Apokolips, so basically, this is a thorough reimagining.
3. Multiverse! Get ready for a sentimental, introverted, sensitive, and generally very difficult sixteen-year-old Smallville Superman!
4. The first customer is the Supreme One.
Theme: Your loneliness is not eternal.
